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Market Value

Posted on January 9, 2013

This sender lists off a price as if he’s well-aware of the going rate.

“Played a great game with a friend on XBL Black Ops 2. Apparently someone on the other team wasn’t happy though. He had a mega rant in the lobby screen that followed. Calling us faggots and saying our mum’s must have bought us the game? I laughed, perhaps tipping him off that I’m a girl, then I got this gem of a voice message.”


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Draw Someone Else

Posted on January 7, 2013

They were quite clearly playing a very different game.

“I have tried reporting but they keep sending me in circles. I asked via Twitter too and am still waiting for a response. I’ve attached here a censored version of the photo, but I have the original if this isn’t considered ‘pornographic’ because it’s a cartoon.”

Censored was a reasonable choice. :) This is a good time to remind everyone of our no-porn policy!


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Matchmaking

Posted on January 4, 2013

According to speed dating rules, AoD xMATTx, I LOVE LEZ GIRL, jlee v3, and xGODSBODYGUARDx only have a limited amount of time before the bell rings to make a good first impression. DING!

DING!

DING!

DING!

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Bespin Boogie

Posted on January 2, 2013

This Jedi knows how to start a sexy party.

“AFK’d from Star Wars the Old Republic, came back to the first two messages sent by a low-level jedi knight. Never answered. And guessing by the few naked avatars dancing next to him, I guess he sadly succeeded when whispering others.”

Check out our friends at Star Wars Anyone? (Twitter) for your regular dose of Star Wars-related awesome!

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Age is Just a Number

Posted on December 31, 2012

There are certain requirements.

“I was playing Gears of War 1 and as soon as i joined the ranked match he sent me this message. It isn’t his first either! I’ve ignored both.”


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