Wait, what?

Truly, They Are Destined

Posted on January 21, 2013

You’re almost there, buddy. Checking to see if she’s a girl after you’ve already started was a mis-step, sure, but starting over fresh was good. I feel you can save this with the ultimate weapon: a rose emoticon.

“Isn’t this just the sweetest thing? This guy seems to think we’re meant to be after a match of Halo: Reach. The smiley face was a nice touch.”

Posted in: Jeepers Creepers, Wait, what?

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Can You Hear Me at the Back?

Posted on January 18, 2013

I’m assuming that the capslock is their hilarious “joke-telling” voice.

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Specificity

Posted on January 16, 2013

The sender may have been open to that. You never know!

“My boyfriend was playing my account at the time, and he almost obliged. ;)”

Posted in: Crudely Creative, Jeepers Creepers, Lewd Proposals, Slutty, Wait, what?

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Fill in the Blank

Posted on January 14, 2013

Unable to attain our submitter’s phone number, this one tries a different angle.

“I was in an Xbox Live party with some of my friends when this kid joined. He didn’t talk to me much, besides asking for my number. Later he sent me these messages, which I ignored.”