Wait, what?
Truly, They Are Destined
Posted on January 21, 2013
You’re almost there, buddy. Checking to see if she’s a girl after you’ve already started was a mis-step, sure, but starting over fresh was good. I feel you can save this with the ultimate weapon: a rose emoticon.
“Isn’t this just the sweetest thing? This guy seems to think we’re meant to be after a match of Halo: Reach. The smiley face was a nice touch.”
Specificity
Posted on January 16, 2013
The sender may have been open to that. You never know!
“My boyfriend was playing my account at the time, and he almost obliged. ;)”
Fill in the Blank
Posted on January 14, 2013
Unable to attain our submitter’s phone number, this one tries a different angle.
“I was in an Xbox Live party with some of my friends when this kid joined. He didn’t talk to me much, besides asking for my number. Later he sent me these messages, which I ignored.”