Wait, what?
Strangely Specific
Posted on January 28, 2013
Did Peskeyplummer69 spend a lot of time sifting through a medical dictionary, until finally they exclaim, “Yeah! That’s the one.”
“You know you’re doing well at Call of Duty when you get a death wish.”
Deception
Posted on January 25, 2013
duhJeenyus has me questioning everything — wait, who wrote THAT message? Oh no, am I really writing this right now?!
Camaraderie
Posted on January 23, 2013
InfamousGreed7 adds more data to our running theory that adding an emoticon at the end of anything makes it sound nicer.
“I got this after a match in Halo 4 from one of the guys on my team.”
Truly, They Are Destined
Posted on January 21, 2013
You’re almost there, BastingTub6719. Checking to see if she’s a girl after you’ve already started was a mis-step, sure, but starting over fresh was good. I feel you can save this with the ultimate weapon: a rose emoticon.
“Isn’t this just the sweetest thing? This guy seems to think we’re meant to be after a match of Halo: Reach. The smiley face was a nice touch.”












