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Posted on January 16, 2013

Next Level Mark may have been open to that. You never know!

“My boyfriend was playing my account at the time, and he almost obliged. ;)”

Next Level Mark

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Fill in the Blank

Posted on January 14, 2013

Unable to attain our submitter’s phone number, hellman8990 2 tries a different angle.

“I was in an Xbox Live party with some of my friends when this kid joined. He didn’t talk to me much, besides asking for my number. Later he sent me these messages, which I ignored.”

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Market Value

Posted on January 9, 2013

Loaded Gun 444 lists off a price as if he’s well-aware of the going rate.

“Played a great game with a friend on XBL Black Ops 2. Apparently someone on the other team wasn’t happy though. He had a mega rant in the lobby screen that followed. Calling us faggots and saying our mum’s must have bought us the game? I laughed, perhaps tipping him off that I’m a girl, then I got this gem of a voice message.”

Loaded Gun 444

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Draw Someone Else

Posted on January 7, 2013

mrwinnipeg was quite clearly playing a very different game.

“I have tried reporting but they keep sending me in circles. I asked via Twitter too and am still waiting for a response. I’ve attached here a censored version of the photo, but I have the original if this isn’t considered ‘pornographic’ because it’s a cartoon.”

Censored was a reasonable choice. :) This is a good time to remind everyone of our no-porn policy!

mrwinnipeg

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Bespin Boogie

Posted on January 2, 2013

Zavex’mekzurzar knows how to start a sexy party.

“AFK’d from Star Wars the Old Republic, came back to the first two messages sent by a low-level jedi knight. Never answered. And guessing by the few naked avatars dancing next to him, I guess he sadly succeeded when whispering others.”

Zavex'mekzurzar

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