Lewd Proposals

Bespin Boogie

Posted on January 2, 2013

This Jedi knows how to start a sexy party.

“AFK’d from Star Wars the Old Republic, came back to the first two messages sent by a low-level jedi knight. Never answered. And guessing by the few naked avatars dancing next to him, I guess he sadly succeeded when whispering others.”

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Smooth Opener

Posted on December 24, 2012

This player knows how to make an entrance.

“So I finally decided to turn on my Open to All online setting in Saints Row the 3rd for the first time. Not 5 minutes after, this guy waltzes into my game. He’s there long enough to see my avatar before pausing the game, and a moment later I get his first message.”

“I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt for SOME reason I don’t remember, but when I asked him to clarify he went ahead and dissapointed me with his second message.”

“I managed to keep my calm long enough to let him know that despite what he might’ve heard, those lines don’t work, then blocked & reported him. And from now on, that setting can stay on Friends Only, even if I have none with this game…”



Posted on December 19, 2012

This charmer tried to think of the classiest, most romantic location.


Simple and Direct

Posted on December 7, 2012

While this message keeps things simple, it did not offer the same kind of clarification as yesterday’s request. Thus, I am left wondering, “But WHERE?!”


Did You Have a Location in Mind?

Posted on December 5, 2012

An enticing offer, to be sure, but the amendment is just icing on the cake!


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