Jeepers Creepers

Use Your Words

Posted on February 25, 2013

Our submitter received this friend request from someone on PSHome, apparently so out of breath and out of time that the words just tumbled out all at once. Slow down! Take it easy.


So Nice of You to Offer

Posted on February 11, 2013

Not sure what traits this player sees in Call of Duty to make this evaluation, but I’m sure they’re quite nuanced.

“Random message I got from a guy at the bottom of the scoreboard after a great game on Black Ops 2.”



Posted on February 6, 2013

It’s such a strange line itself that I wonder: what’s the correct venue? I picture this player walking up to someone in the bar with this, hoping to find someone else interested in poultry genetics.

“I was playing Borderlands 2 with my boyfriend and our friends when I randomly received this message.”


Language Lessons

Posted on February 4, 2013

This player provides a sample of the quality of their language learning and/or translation services.


Truly, They Are Destined

Posted on January 21, 2013

You’re almost there, buddy. Checking to see if she’s a girl after you’ve already started was a mis-step, sure, but starting over fresh was good. I feel you can save this with the ultimate weapon: a rose emoticon.

“Isn’t this just the sweetest thing? This guy seems to think we’re meant to be after a match of Halo: Reach. The smiley face was a nice touch.”


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