Sorry, what are you trying to say?

Posted on February 1, 2013

They are driving at… something… but I can’t quite pick it out. Hmm. Can you say it another five times maybe?


Gracious in Defeat

Posted on January 30, 2013

This player was cognizant enough to include at least one requirement of the standard ‘gg.’

“This was sent to me while playing Gears of War 3. After winning against his team I might add. Charming.”

Posted in: Fat, Jealous, much?

Say it with a Smile

Posted on December 17, 2012

This sweetheart ends on a positive note. Aww!

“Got this message while playing Mass Effect 3. He didn’t take kindly to my asking for more teamwork. Oh, and he didn’t like that I got the high score. Oops.”



Posted on October 29, 2012

Well, uh, according to our submitter, you, um, win.

“Someone I played Halo with ages ago. Random message I received out of the blue. My reply: ‘Like 500000 pounds.'”

Posted in: Fat

Family-Size Friendly

Posted on September 3, 2012

The player, clearly starving as he is, will have to work on his hint-dropping technique if he’s hoping for someone to share.

“I was playing Halo:Reach and this sore loser couldn’t get over the fact that he got beat by a girl. So he sent me lots of hate messages. Here’s two, very typical.”

Xbox Message Text: fat ugly ass bitchXbox Message Text: u must be soo fucking fat i bet u got a bag of chips right next to u and its a family size


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