Fat
Sorry, what are you trying to say?
Posted on February 1, 2013
OderlyDischarge is driving at… something… but I can’t quite pick it out. Hmm. Can you say it another five times maybe?
Gracious in Defeat
Posted on January 30, 2013
DragonKing500 was cognizant enough to include at least one requirement of the standard ‘gg.’
“This was sent to me while playing Gears of War 3. After winning against his team I might add. Charming.”
Say it with a Smile
Posted on December 17, 2012
Doo Doo PUNCHER ends on a positive note.
“Got this message while playing Mass Effect 3. He didn’t take kindly to my asking for more teamwork. Oh, and he didn’t like that I got the high score. Oops.”
Speculator
Posted on October 29, 2012
Well, CKK ZEPPELIN, according to our submitter, you, um, win.
“Someone I played Halo with ages ago. Random message I received out of the blue. My reply: ‘Like 500000 pounds.’”
Family-Size Friendly
Posted on September 3, 2012
DBD MEGATRON, clearly starving as he is, will have to work on his hint-dropping technique if he’s hoping for someone to share.
“I was playing Halo:Reach and this sore loser couldn’t get over the fact that he got beat by a girl. So he sent me lots of hate messages. Here’s two, very typical.”










