Crudely Creative
Strangely Specific
Posted on January 28, 2013
Did Peskeyplummer69 spend a lot of time sifting through a medical dictionary, until finally they exclaim, “Yeah! That’s the one.”
“You know you’re doing well at Call of Duty when you get a death wish.”
Deception
Posted on January 25, 2013
duhJeenyus has me questioning everything — wait, who wrote THAT message? Oh no, am I really writing this right now?!
Camaraderie
Posted on January 23, 2013
InfamousGreed7 adds more data to our running theory that adding an emoticon at the end of anything makes it sound nicer.
“I got this after a match in Halo 4 from one of the guys on my team.”
Specificity
Posted on January 16, 2013
Next Level Mark may have been open to that. You never know!
“My boyfriend was playing my account at the time, and he almost obliged. ;)”
Fill in the Blank
Posted on January 14, 2013
Unable to attain our submitter’s phone number, hellman8990 2 tries a different angle.
“I was in an Xbox Live party with some of my friends when this kid joined. He didn’t talk to me much, besides asking for my number. Later he sent me these messages, which I ignored.”











