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Soft Touch

Posted on October 9, 2013

This is awkward, but, um, I think you should maybe get those checked out at the hosptical.


 

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Affectionate Gesture

Posted on September 30, 2013

EXCUSE ME the apostrophe CLEARLY goes at the START of ‘N Sync.

“I was playing Super Street Fighter 4 on PS3 when I ran into this charming individual. Apparently, he did not like getting beaten by me and explained his displeasure very thoroughly. That isn’t all though! I got a picture of a really nice gesture of friendship sent to me as well.”

 

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We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Heart

Posted on February 14, 2013

This PSN player throws their hat into the ring for the currently popular #CandyHeartRejects hashtag. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

“A random message I got on my PS3, I think I just played Call of Duty with him.”


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So Nice of You to Offer

Posted on February 11, 2013

Not sure what traits this player sees in Call of Duty to make this evaluation, but I’m sure they’re quite nuanced.

“Random message I got from a guy at the bottom of the scoreboard after a great game on Black Ops 2.”


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Agriculture

Posted on February 6, 2013

It’s such a strange line itself that I wonder: what’s the correct venue? I picture this player walking up to someone in the bar with this, hoping to find someone else interested in poultry genetics.

“I was playing Borderlands 2 with my boyfriend and our friends when I randomly received this message.”


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