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Soft Touch

Posted on October 9, 2013

This is awkward, but, um, I think you should maybe get those checked out at the hosptical.

How did my genticals feel on your face??? 0_o

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Affectionate Gesture

Posted on September 30, 2013

EXCUSE ME the apostrophe CLEARLY goes at the START of ‘N Sync.

“I was playing Super Street Fighter 4 on PS3 when I ran into this charming individual. Apparently, he did not like getting beaten by me and explained his displeasure very thoroughly. That isn’t all though! I got a picture of a really nice gesture of friendship sent to me as well.”

Subject: hate cowards Body: especially when it's a BITCHSubject: Re:hate cowards Body: fuck off CUNT lil SF NERD u have no boyfriend do uSubject: Re:hate cowards Body: i got the game 3 days ago so far i've encountered nothing but SF FANATIC NERDS and they've all been assholes to me so now i'm returning the favor to the rest of ya now if you'll excuse me i'm gonnaSubject: Re:hate cowards Body: to the rest of ya now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna watch a movie with my fiance now go have some naughty dreams about n'sync or whatever turns you lil nerdy girls on nowadays(tattooed skulls on fingers, middle finger gesture)

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We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Heart

Posted on February 14, 2013

AirsoftLegends throws their hat into the ring for the currently popular #CandyHeartRejects hashtag. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

“A random message I got on my PS3, I think I just played Call of Duty with him.”

AirsoftLegends

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So Nice of You to Offer

Posted on February 11, 2013

Not sure what traits TypicalHater sees in Call of Duty to make this evaluation, but I’m sure they’re quite nuanced.

“Random message I got from a guy at the bottom of the scoreboard after a great game on Black Ops 2.”

TypicalHater

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Agriculture

Posted on February 6, 2013

It’s such a strange line itself that I wonder: what’s the correct venue? I picture Enkind1e This walking up to someone in the bar with this, hoping to find someone else interested in poultry genetics.

“I was playing Borderlands 2 with my boyfriend and our friends when I randomly received this message.”

Enkind1e This

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