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Perspectives and Retrospectives: Vol. 1

The following piece is jaspir’s thoughts on the first year of FUoS. Series introduction here.

A year ago, if you had told me that a normal night of shooting the shit with some of my friends would turn into creating a successful site called fat, ugly, or slutty, and that we would be featured on sites like Kotaku and the front page of Reddit, I wouldn’t have believed you. But it did. We did, and it’s been a blast.

I came into the site with the mindset that it would be fun, and our content was funny and if we achieved laughter, all was right with me. In the beginning, I was content with the hilarity factor, but as time went on I started getting more emotionally involved, which is something I have tried so hard NOT to do when it comes to the sensitive issue that is online harassment.

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Sun-Maid and Seedless

All this talk of hoes and raisins, I’m starting to think TEQUILERA 562 is the harvester lady from the raisin box!

“Pretty sure this message was sent after I raged at some kid camping in a bush with a silenced ak74u”


Party Over Here!

With persistence like that, I’d bet NumberedOwl3 is the life of the party! Just make sure you don’t leave your drink unattended…

“NumberedOwl3 sent me an invite to join his Xbox live party. I figured he’d want to tell me how much I suck, so I spared him the trouble by ignoring said invite. He then kept telling me to accept, so I bit and asked him “why?” After his response I just wanted to get back to playing MW2, so I ignored it. Then I got spammed with 4 party invites in a row, so I had to calmly ask him to stop being creepy to girls on the internet.
The last message didn’t show up in my screencap, but he said “im not so fuck u”"


My Steam Group Brings All The Boys To The Yard

According to this submitter, Belle added her because she belonged to a GLBT group on Steam. She would add you, Belle, but she’d have to charge.


Do you have a fan page?

Just curious, though I don’t think I’d ever “Like” you, lx NoToRi0uS xl

“I was playing Halo Reach on XBOX with some friends. After the game was done my 11 month old son was making baby talk (not crying) and this guy came on the mic and said to “Shut that retarded baby up” and left the lobby real quick. I didn’t appreciate him saying that about my baby so I sent him a message and I get this”

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