Author Archives: gtz

We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Heart

This PSN player throws their hat into the ring for the currently popular #CandyHeartRejects hashtag. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

“A random message I got on my PS3, I think I just played Call of Duty with him.”


So Nice of You to Offer

Not sure what traits this player sees in Call of Duty to make this evaluation, but I’m sure they’re quite nuanced.

“Random message I got from a guy at the bottom of the scoreboard after a great game on Black Ops 2.”


Agriculture

It’s such a strange line itself that I wonder: what’s the correct venue? I picture this player walking up to someone in the bar with this, hoping to find someone else interested in poultry genetics.

“I was playing Borderlands 2 with my boyfriend and our friends when I randomly received this message.”


Language Lessons

This player provides a sample of the quality of their language learning and/or translation services.


Sorry, what are you trying to say?

They are driving at… something… but I can’t quite pick it out. Hmm. Can you say it another five times maybe?


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