Affectionate Gesture

EXCUSE ME the apostrophe CLEARLY goes at the START of ‘N Sync.

“I was playing Super Street Fighter 4 on PS3 when I ran into this charming individual. Apparently, he did not like getting beaten by me and explained his displeasure very thoroughly. That isn’t all though! I got a picture of a really nice gesture of friendship sent to me as well.”

Subject: hate cowards Body: especially when it's a BITCHSubject: Re:hate cowards Body: fuck off CUNT lil SF NERD u have no boyfriend do uSubject: Re:hate cowards Body: i got the game 3 days ago so far i've encountered nothing but SF FANATIC NERDS and they've all been assholes to me so now i'm returning the favor to the rest of ya now if you'll excuse me i'm gonnaSubject: Re:hate cowards Body: to the rest of ya now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna watch a movie with my fiance now go have some naughty dreams about n'sync or whatever turns you lil nerdy girls on nowadays(tattooed skulls on fingers, middle finger gesture)

  • Skip Mathias

    Playstation is for moms that love.
    – Death & Smiles, “The Bird”
    (From reading his tattoos)

  • Jennifer

    …..but he does like the Misfits, so that’s slightly redeeming, right??

  • http://richiestacker.com/ Jonathan Humphreys

    *reads the subject line of this arsebro’s message*
    Oh, look, a hypocrite.

  • hikikomorihime

    He says “fiance”, but I hear “onahole”…

  • Anonymous

    Some men can’t handle that women may be better than men. Please grow up.

  • Ripper

    Those finger tats must make it incredibly easy to get stable, well-paid employment

  • Bukowski

    Now who’s discriminating?

  • Ripper

    Most employers, I’d imagine.

  • Bukowski

    Lol

  • http://about.me/Doktor_Wilhelm Doktor Wilhelm

    Given that the Misfits logo has become a fashion thing, he may just think it’s a cool spooky skull to go with his other clichéd and crappily done tattoos…

  • Luchingador

    that is the hand of a tenderly husband and father.

  • Sib

    Wow, his tattoed skulls and PS logo look so badass. I’m sure his family/friends are proud of him.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

    I particularly like the flailed (like a magicarp) attempted-insult guesswork regarding the boyfriend. How does that figure in, I wonder? And what massive leap of enlightenment led him to narrow down her orientation to begin with? And then reveal his fantasies about her? But hey, at least the pirate went out of his way to try and bury (like a treasure!) the horrible embarrassment that must have caught up with him halfway through these messages by reassuring us all that he is, in fact, planning to breed.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

    I particularly like how she’s a ‘little nerd’ for playing the game but he is (in his mind) exempt from such labels.
    (also its geek, not nerd URGH!)

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

    I bet his tats bring all the gangs to the yard!

  • Anonymous

    Sad to see that is all about gender. I was brought up that we are all equal irrespective of gender or the color of our skin. They would never dare to say something IRL but when hiding behind a gamer tag they say anything. Cowards are what they are! I despite them.

  • Anonymous

    His fingernail looks a bit manky. Maybe it’s been somewhere it shouldn’t.

  • whatever

    Really? I hear blow up doll…I guess my eyes and ears need to be cleaned.

  • John Smith

    This is par for the course in online gaming. It’s not that big of a deal. Funny as fuck though.

  • Herkuyterkuy

    Regarding the name of this website, doesn’t “fat” already fall under “ugly”? Kind of a redundant title, don’t you think?

  • Moderately Alarmed

    This comment qualifies for “Wait, what?”

  • Carol K.

    He does realize that “fiance” with a single “e” is masculine, meaning “husband-to-be”…

  • Lee Solomon

    Something tells me your imaginative comments to female gamers have already appeared on this site somewhere… ;)

  • Lee Solomon

    n’sync? O_o projecting much?

  • Jasmina

    If you cry over gaming messages, you shouldn’t be gaming. I’m a chick and I’m telling you to GTFO. This is par for the course in gaming, and if you can’t handle it, stick to offline gaming or Diner Dash.

  • Joseph F

    Are all of these messages from the other person to you, or are some of them to the other person from you? If the former, what were you saying to them in between their messages? Or did you even send them any messages?

  • PitBoss

    The sad part is they are rude an obnoxious to everyone, taking it personal just fuels their anger issues and gives them gratification.

  • Whisper Leissac

    You are such a special snowflake, aren’t you? Women don’t really cry at these messages, we just post them online and make fun of these dudes with inferiority complexes because their asses just got beat by women. Simple. But frankly I doubt you even are a woman, probably just a dudebro that got upset his trash talk got posted online by the woman he tried to bully online, it is sad, really.

  • Jasmina

    I think you’re a feminazi who is incapable of tolerating an opinion contrary to your own. I am a woman. Take notes.

  • http://www.inklesspen.com Jon Rosebaugh

    Jasmina, I deleted your comment because you used a slur. Try not doing that next time.

  • Jasmina

    Then delete hers for calling me a snowflake. At least be just. Thanks.

  • http://www.inklesspen.com Jon Rosebaugh

    Snowflake is not a slur.

  • Jasmina

    Yes it absolutely is.

  • cutenvicious

    I’m guessing small penis, if his hands are proportionate :)

  • cutenvicious

    No.

  • cutenvicious

    This site is made to expose them, not to “take it personally” they want to dish, they better stfu and take it, the fat lazy slobs who all live in their mothers basements and guzzle mountain dew in their underpants.. seeeeee, that’s not very nice :)

  • cutenvicious

    Never mind employers, what self respecting woman lets him shove those into her vag?

  • cutenvicious

    Snowflake absolutely is a racial slur. I’m aboriginal and lots of my peers call caucasian people this in a degrading fashion (similar to honky or cracker), sooo.. yes. Be just and or double fact check, amigo :)

  • http://www.inklesspen.com Jon Rosebaugh

    Cracker is also not a racial slur.

  • PitBoss

    I am fat, so a comment like that I would take personally. Shaming you in public for it, makes me as bad as you. Why stoop to such a level? Shouldn’t you rise above such childish and asinine behavior?

    Your alias suits you well, you are cute, but vicious too.

  • http://richiestacker.com/ Jonathan Humphreys

    Context matters, though, and in this context, the term isn’t being used in regards to race. It’s referring to delusions of intellectual superiority on the basis of an opinion that differs from the majority.

  • cutenvicious

    I myself am “fat” or you know the national average at a size 16 petite (and short at that), I feel this makes it more than okay for me to call out other fat people, mainly those who go out of their way to make others miserable/bring their self esteem down. The fact that we out the men who pick on women doesn’t make us stoop to their level and even if it did, we’re not on the play ground, we’re grown ass people and the only way to cut an adult bully down is to show them how it feels, there are no after school specials for adults who didn’t get the big picture. I’m as entitled as they are to be pricks. Thusly until they stop, we won’t. This isn’t a website made to look for pity, only to expose these insecure fucks and have a laugh at their expense which I’m sure they do with their “boys” and their “crews” I’m sure they make themselves look much tougher than necessary while recounting these tall tails of getting beat by women. What kind of guy sends another guy these types of inboxes? So then, why is it okay to verbally attack and bully a woman? Hot women, usually, at that. Also, thanks, you’re pretty god damned adorable yourself & I’m only vicious when need be, I can bake you brownies or upper cut you into oblivion. :) P.s. the pure fact is most guys who bully women online do have pathetic lives, are obese and or over weight and or out of shape and or out of the job and or living at home and or off of someone else :) That’s not to say that every fat pasty gamer is a dick, to the contrary. LOTS of male gamers are cool as tits. Tits in a push up bra.

  • PitBoss

    Lol. If only I was 20 yrs younger. I get your point and understand why. If it’s what makes you happy, go for it.

  • Anonymous

    I’d be more pissed off if he didn’t have the PlayStation logo for a tattoo, maybe he is more MLG than us and we are super jelly. . .
    Nah, fuck this guy.

  • Ripper

    I’m guessing he’s not doing a heck of a lot of shoving of anything into anyone’s vag. Call it a hunch.

  • Anonymous

    Sentence 1 = Fact. Sentence 2 = opinion. Sentence 3 = opinion, mixed with privilege.
    Thanks.

  • cutenvicious

    So it’s not racial but it is derogatory? Why is one bigot okay but another isn’t? K.

  • cutenvicious

    Because white people can’t be the target of racism, right? :)

  • http://www.inklesspen.com Jon Rosebaugh

    Practically speaking, no.

    There is a time and a place for a nuanced discussion of this topic. A comment thread on a year-old post with comments happening months apart is not that place. Please drop the topic.

  • http://richiestacker.com/ Jonathan Humphreys

    I’m going to be blunt here: If you’re going to act like a complete arse toward people, especially unprovoked like the original commenter, you shouldn’t be surprised when they treat you like one in return.

    End transmission.

  • http://blog.headsign.de/ mat

    This and also: the Misfits have stopped being the least bit relevant quite a while ago.

  • Stagnant.

    so have you

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