So Nice of You to Offer

Not sure what traits this player sees in Call of Duty to make this evaluation, but I’m sure they’re quite nuanced.

“Random message I got from a guy at the bottom of the scoreboard after a great game on Black Ops 2.”


17 Responses to So Nice of You to Offer

  1. I think his screen name says it all, really.

  2. DeathbyDD says:

    I am slightly relieved the message fails to live up to the tag. ^_^

  3. Anonymous says:

    I’m probably not caught up enough on my porn terminology, but I’m assuming he isn’t offering you a tasty snack?

  4. Nathan Dominguez says:

    Hm again, dafuq?

  5. Jonathan-David Jackson says:

    It means internal ejaculation.

  6. You up for an asswhoopin’? You look like it.

  7. Only if it’s coconut. lolol For real though, why do dudes seem to think this shit is ok? These teenage boys are such asshats. It’ll amaze me if they actually land a female, ever.

  8. Shawna Michelle Watson-Dority says:

    Wow, his gamer score is 760 AND he was waaaaay down at the bottom of the scoreboard. He is not worthy to hit on any girl, or to advance from middle school.

  9. Jared Thomson says:

    This is my first time reading your blog. You’re awesome. +1 follower.

  10. Joseph Fletcher says:

    Shawna, you’re spot on. <3

  11. …Boston? Banana? What?

  12. Anonymous says:

    Eeeaagh. I apologise for my 1/2 of the species

  13. Anonymous says:

    Holy crap, he’s the ORIGINAL TypicalHater. No numbers or anything.
    Clearly he deserves it.

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