So Nice of You to Offer

I think his screen name says it all, really.

Looks like he made the account just to send that message

I am slightly relieved the message fails to live up to the tag. ^_^

I’m probably not caught up enough on my porn terminology, but I’m assuming he isn’t offering you a tasty snack?

Hm again, dafuq?

I’ve never heard this one but based on context I’d guess he wants her to give him a bj.

It means internal ejaculation.

You up for an asswhoopin’? You look like it.

Only if it’s coconut. lolol For real though, why do dudes seem to think this shit is ok? These teenage boys are such asshats. It’ll amaze me if they actually land a female, ever.

Some people really like to take ‘wasting the gift of speech’ to a whole new level. :P

actually it’s the other end of the digestive system

Wow, his gamer score is 760 AND he was waaaaay down at the bottom of the scoreboard. He is not worthy to hit on any girl, or to advance from middle school.

This is my first time reading your blog. You’re awesome. +1 follower.

Shawna, you’re spot on. <3

…Boston? Banana? What?

Eeeaagh. I apologise for my 1/2 of the species

Holy crap, he’s the ORIGINAL TypicalHater. No numbers or anything.
Clearly he deserves it.