So Nice of You to Offer

Not sure what traits TypicalHater sees in Call of Duty to make this evaluation, but I’m sure they’re quite nuanced.

“Random message I got from a guy at the bottom of the scoreboard after a great game on Black Ops 2.”

http://abrightcontainer.tumblr.com/ manybellsdown

I think his screen name says it all, really.
http://twitter.com/atheistsam Colin Bell

Looks like he made the account just to send that message
http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

I am slightly relieved the message fails to live up to the tag. ^_^
Anonymous

I’m probably not caught up enough on my porn terminology, but I’m assuming he isn’t offering you a tasty snack?
Nathan Dominguez

Hm again, dafuq?
Raichu

I’ve never heard this one but based on context I’d guess he wants her to give him a bj.
Jonathan-David Jackson

It means internal ejaculation.
http://www.facebook.com/stephanie.selby1 Stephanie Selby

You up for an asswhoopin’? You look like it.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=632269219 Jennifer Gatts

Only if it’s coconut. lolol For real though, why do dudes seem to think this shit is ok? These teenage boys are such asshats. It’ll amaze me if they actually land a female, ever.
http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

Some people really like to take ‘wasting the gift of speech’ to a whole new level. :P
Kamil Kukowski

actually it’s the other end of the digestive system
Shawna Michelle Watson-Dority

Wow, his gamer score is 760 AND he was waaaaay down at the bottom of the scoreboard. He is not worthy to hit on any girl, or to advance from middle school.
Jared Thomson

This is my first time reading your blog. You’re awesome. +1 follower.