Monthly Archives: February 2013

Use Your Words

Posted on February 25, 2013

Our submitter received this friend request from someone on PSHome, apparently so out of breath and out of time that the words just tumbled out all at once. Slow down! Take it easy.


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Needs Improvement (NI)

Posted on February 18, 2013

Creativity requires a habitual cultivation effort, so keep at it. Points for the alliteration, though!

“I reported him. I got this very creative message on my Xbox 360 while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.”



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We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Heart

Posted on February 14, 2013

This PSN player throws their hat into the ring for the currently popular #CandyHeartRejects hashtag. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

“A random message I got on my PS3, I think I just played Call of Duty with him.”


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So Nice of You to Offer

Posted on February 11, 2013

Not sure what traits this player sees in Call of Duty to make this evaluation, but I’m sure they’re quite nuanced.

“Random message I got from a guy at the bottom of the scoreboard after a great game on Black Ops 2.”


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Agriculture

Posted on February 6, 2013

It’s such a strange line itself that I wonder: what’s the correct venue? I picture this player walking up to someone in the bar with this, hoping to find someone else interested in poultry genetics.

“I was playing Borderlands 2 with my boyfriend and our friends when I randomly received this message.”


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