Monthly Archives: January 2013

Can You Hear Me at the Back?

Posted on January 18, 2013

I’m assuming that the capslock is their hilarious “joke-telling” voice.


Posted in: Wait, what?
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Specificity

Posted on January 16, 2013

The sender may have been open to that. You never know!

“My boyfriend was playing my account at the time, and he almost obliged. ;)”


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Fill in the Blank

Posted on January 14, 2013

Unable to attain our submitter’s phone number, this one tries a different angle.

“I was in an Xbox Live party with some of my friends when this kid joined. He didn’t talk to me much, besides asking for my number. Later he sent me these messages, which I ignored.”

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In a Word

Posted on January 11, 2013

All masters of the concise.

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Market Value

Posted on January 9, 2013

This sender lists off a price as if he’s well-aware of the going rate.

“Played a great game with a friend on XBL Black Ops 2. Apparently someone on the other team wasn’t happy though. He had a mega rant in the lobby screen that followed. Calling us faggots and saying our mum’s must have bought us the game? I laughed, perhaps tipping him off that I’m a girl, then I got this gem of a voice message.”


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