Age is Just a Number

xCrimson Kushx has certain requirements.

“I was playing Gears of War 1 and as soon as i joined the ranked match he sent me this message. It isn’t his first either! I’ve ignored both.”

xCrimson Kushx

  • Krista Roscovius

    Definitely one of the creepier ones. 

  • Jen

    w. t. f.

  • JustPlainSomething

    Yeah… that doesn’t sound prosecutable or anything.

  • Anonymous


  • DeathbyDD

    Bleed out champion of 2012 rite hurr.

  • Joanna

    Are you?

  • Conna Stevenson

    Wow, if this guy doesn’t sound like a statutory rape charge waiting to happen.

  • Kean Kennedy

    I don’t even… at what age are you too young to bleed? Or is it ‘u old enough for me to legally make U bleed’ ? 
    …whatever. I’m looking for logic in all the wrong places.

  • Jon Rosebaugh

    It’s most likely talking about menstruation.

  • Mischa Bilinski

    Yeah… Considering the average age for menarche in the US is 12.5~  years… REALLY creepy… Surely this freak is old enough to bleed from a bop to the nose, am I right? Heh

  • David Parnell

    I think I might be a more decent person than I thought because my mind did not immediately go to menstruation. All I could think was “wait babies can bleed, I should know I drink their blood.”

  • Raichu

    Ew, that’s even more over the top than usual. Sounds really fucking creepy and also backwards…makes me think of cultures (some of which, tragically, still exist today) that equate menstruation with womanhood and equate womanhood with sexual, reproductive and maternal utility and nothing more.

  • Mischa Bilinski

     You mean, like almost every culture? -_-

  • DeathbyDD

     Iz sad panda now. :(

  • DeathbyDD

     Elbows work best. You wouldn’t want to scuff up your knuckles. ^_~

  • Mischa Bilinski

    Yeah, but there’s something to be said about the tactile pleasure of fist meeting creep-face…  Like… fist-based impact-justice +7

  • Nikoru George

    Me: Wait…what?
    (Looks at post categories)
    Me: HA!

  • Keiv M. Salmon

    Are there any studies i could look at concerning the disassociation from reality that happens when people are behind a keyboard as opposed to face to face interaction?

    I’d really love to know if there is such a thing and if it could have contributed to this question even being asked.

  • DeathbyDD

     Well I guess you could compromise and clinch him by using your hand to grab the back of his head before elbowing or kneeing, but I really do recommend that over fists. Think of the long term! You need your knuckles fresh and fit to fight justice again in the future! XD

  • Mischa Bilinski

     Haha, sounds like you’re a big fan of mixed martial arts!  I dunno though, I always thought the punch had a certain romantic quality to it, kind of like the whole sword versus spear argument.  Whereas one may be more practical, while the other is just so much cooler…  Look at coat of arms and the like, how often do you see a fist, or a sword on them? Much more often than an elbow, or knee.  I don’t condone violence mind you, I just think as far as attacks go, the punch feels more… justicy… Yep

  • manybellsdown

    Well, I used this one for a final project on internet communication.

    That, and Penny Arcade’s “Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory”.  I got an A.

  • Anonymous

    Is this the creepest thing ever posted on this site ever? Eugh. 

  • Raichu

    Well…the latter, yes, to varying degrees. But only some still hold onto the former, at least as a thing that is really pervasive in the culture.

  • Kean Kennedy

    oooh of course. I thought I could feel stupid rattling around in my skull.

  • Anonymous

    For what it’s worth, in some societies, “old enough to bleed, old enough to breed” makes sense. But they’re hunter-gatherers, who have a very different system of values and mores than people from state-based societies like everyone here. Sex play between consenting young people of equal or close age is a thing, and it can occasionally lead to pregnancy. Now, on the other hand, these cultures are also relatively egalitarian, both within and between sexes; while women may be primarily mothers, they also perform other tasks, but of course you don’t see many !Kung women being CEOs, what with those of them who still live as hunter-gatherers not having the concept of corporations to begin with. Of course, this guy probably isn’t a hunter-gatherer, though you might call him a neanderthal.

  • Raichu

    I was talking more about societies that ARE technologically developed and have governments and such. Such as some places in the Middle East.

  • DeathbyDD

     Nope. I’m not into MMA. But I have been doing the Krav Maga for over ten years now, before the military. ^_^

  • DeathbyDD

    Ever heard of Avivit Cohen? I train with her. She’s such a darling!! Unless…you’re a dude. >_>

  • alene x

    i can bleed you motherfucker. 

  • DeathbyDD

     Is that a Sin City quote?

  • A

    One possible answer to this completey inappropriate question – “Sure. Where would you like me to cut you?”
    Another – “You old enough to know what disembowl means?”

    The problem with ignoring this (probably still the best response) is that he’ll never learn. He probably won’t anyway, but the opportunity should be there.

  • DeathbyDD

     Well, ignoring hate-speech only breeds a tolerance for it, so…I say challenge it! Every chance you get! ^_^

  • Amber Elizabeth Heald

    Considering most young women start between the ages of 11 and 15, that’s really  offensive and disgusting, seeing as how he’s likely to be much older. It would be better phrased as “How old are you, and are you single?” There’s nothing offensive in there, just finding out if this female creature that you share a love of video games with might consider dating you. 

  • DeathbyDD

    But um, excusing the ‘use females as cattle’ mindset as part of a societal norm is just as bad as accepting it in any other situation, isn’t it?

  • Themself

    Age does not matter, all humans can bleed.

  • Roger M. Wilcox

    I offer an alternative possibility:
    xCrmsonKushx is a young teenage girl gamer. She considers herself above the rabble, and doesn’t want to mess around with pre-pubescent opponents. (Or are these teammates? I don’t know how Gears of War matches work.) Thus, if you’re not old enough to menstruate, she doesn’t want to bother with you.

  • Yolandi V

    I’m old enough to bleed,
    I’m old enough to breed,
    Old enough to crack a brick in your teeth while you sleep.

  • canaduck

    Say hi to Ninja and DJ Hi-Tek for us!

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