Say it with a Smile

Doo Doo PUNCHER ends on a positive note.

“Got this message while playing Mass Effect 3. He didn’t take kindly to my asking for more teamwork. Oh, and he didn’t like that I got the high score. Oops.”

Doo Doo PUNCHER

  • http://abrightcontainer.tumblr.com/ manybellsdown

    You’re sucking dick … but you’re a virgin … oh, wait I was expecting logic from someone named “doo doo puncher”.

  • Michael Ackerman

    Virgin hoe? That’s a new one :P

  • http://twitter.com/Super_Widget Joanna

    I wonder if there’s a status somewhere between “virgin” and “hoe” that’s acceptable to guys.

  • Anonymous

    Some guys have such a shitty real life that they probably resort to gaming to get any kind of achievement feeling. And when they realize they can’t even get satisfied in-game (due to getting pwned by girls like here is the case), they get nuts.
    And about the “virgin”-”hoe” thing: you see it also with accusations of “noob” and “hacker”. Here, there is also no good thing in between the two…

    Edit: not that I have anything against the fact that games let you achieve something and make you feel good for it (I like that too of course). But when you see messages like the ones above, you just know that some guys take it all way too seriously.

  • http://twitter.com/LazieLizzie Kaitlin Barrett

    …Why would you play ME3 co-op without working with your team? The entire game is designed specifically so that you have to work with your team.

  • Raichu

    Go ahead, block me. Better than having to talk to you ever again.

  • Anonymous

    “You must feel pretty proud of yourself being a walking contradicting ass. I hope you don’t talk to your mother that way when she asks you nicely to help with the dishes.” 

  • http://www.facebook.com/kroscovius Krista Roscovius

    “Virgin hoe”? Kinda like the guy who continued to refer to me as a ‘fagot’, even after finding out I was a girl. Some folks are just none-too-bright. 

  • Mischa Bilinski

    You know you’ve got issues understanding women when even your insults appear to be designed to insult those with male egos.  (I really can’t see many women being offended by being called virgins, seems to be a specifically masculine insult)  Clearly this kidiot doesn’t spend much time around women… Well, women that aren’t bringing them Tang and Rice Krispy Squares… Just wish they were also hand-feeding them ass-whoppings too.

  • http://twitter.com/SlightlyTwysted Slightly Twysted

    I was called that back in 1985, it’s a standard in the midwest.

  • http://twitter.com/Semikami Severi

    Not to doodoo puncher that’s for sure. 

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Best thing is not to worry ’bout et and just dazzle them with your chastity while beating them over the head with a metal hoe. ^_^

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

    I bet he felt so much *win* sending a silly message and then quickly blocking the user so he got the ‘last word’. lolz

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/3LFR5ZNXOUSUNKBG4LTC6OFUYQ Valkyrie

    This site is helpful to add to my block and ban list, I can block these sexist ass holes with out playing with them, thanks guys :D.

  • http://abrightcontainer.tumblr.com/ manybellsdown

    Often, I play a game online with my daughter.  Which is really funny when I get called a “fat loser virgin whatever” because I’m like “Dang it, will you stop calling my kid here Jesus I already can’t get her to clean her room.”

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Mom, stop being such a virgin! ^_~

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Thats GREAT! Way to network, everyone! *groupHUGGLEZ!* ^_^

  • WhyleKat

    For the Garden that’s never been touched by human tools…

  • WhyleKat

    Yeah I was just gonna say something similar!  ME3 co-op is one of the few gaming communities where I have yet to witness this type of child like behavior.  I felt like in that game especially (plus a few others) is where the best co-op with randoms expierences took place.

  • Anonymous

    Bah, they aren’t approving my comment with the link. 

    Is anyone else reminded of Ed Wuncler of The Boondocks when they read Doo Doo Puncher’s message?

  • Raichu

    Being called a “virgin” in a way that’s clearly intended to be an insult *would* offend me, because it’s virgin-shaming. Being a virgin is not a bad thing. And the fact that men are expected to not be virgins more than women is gross, and the fact that women get made fun of for either having sex or not having it is also gross. All of it is gross.

    But yeah, I think guys like this have just about zero real-world experience with women. (At least, I *hope* that is the root of the problem…)

  • Raichu

    The best part is how he expected her to be upset that he blocked her. Like, lol, no, good riddance to your ass.

  • Anonymous

    Mischa, very good point.  All these one liners these guys post just seem to be full of anger and a feeling of violence.  I wonder what they really want from women?  All they post is  a verbal fountain of misogynist vomit.    I really  believe that none of them has any clear idea of any sort of positive relationship they could have with a woman or they would be pointing out how women fall short of it.  Criticism implies that a standard has been missed, or not reached.  I’m sure that all the women on this site are open minded and just waiting for you “guys” to drop some knowledge on them.  They want to learn. Come on guys, al they want is for you to teach them……..Unfortunately, you are just here to rant.   You just keep stroking the same issues.  Feels good, doesn’t it?  Kind of like a litte dog humpin’ someone’s leg.  It feels good and that is the only thing that matters……..right fellas?

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Nah, its misleading to assume that these grown men are all somehow alien to women or adolescents. Its a conscious decision they make to be hateful. And its important to realize that there are people like that out there in the real world.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Now now, there are lots a SUPER DUPER AWESOME-TASTIC people out there
    that are also dudes and dedicate their WONDERFULISHOUS Lives to making the world a more SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS place for others. Most dudes, like most people, are however
    apathetic to the suffering of others. That other people’s suffering is caused by the third kind of people. And that third kind is the same as the guy this thread is about.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Katherine-McLemore/139300003 Katherine McLemore

    It makes me kind of enraged that it’s apparently possible to be shamed for having no sex and having too much of it in the SAME MESSAGE. Please gentlemen, enlighten us…is there an acceptable amount of sex for us to be having? Or are we just screwed (pun intended) no matter what we do?

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

    I dunno but lemme try to roleplay the mindset here:

    “No! Its never okay! Shame on you for having sex (with anyone other than me!) and Shame on you for having sex with me! (because now you’re all used up) And Shame on you for not having sex at all! (because now I’m not getting any and how dare you not fulfill your purpose!)”

    Something like that I guess..

  • Raichu

    Yeah…you are right, of course. I mean I do think it’s a mix of both…

    But not only is that super depressing, it’s just…mind-boggling. Why would you choose to treat other people like that? Does it really give you THAT much of a false ego boost, that it’s worth estranging so many people, especially potential partners (since let’s be realistic, most of these guys are straight)?

    I do think there were problems with the way they were brought up and socialized. Not that that excuses them from any responsibility in how they treat others – not at all.

  • Raichu

    Preeeeeeeetty much.

    *barf*

  • Anonymous

    The acceptable amount cannot be defined by anyone but the person who chooses to have sex.  You’re probably better off just not caring what some jagoff thinks.  Just asking that question is giving too much validation to the cretins who think that way.  They aren’t worth it at all.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Yeah and its okay to feel sad about that stuff for a little bit, so long as you remember that your WONDERFULISHIOUS Life is waaaaaaaay too AWESOME-TASTIC to be be messed up by silly mean people doing silly mean people things. ^_^

  • Raichu

    You know, I like the way you think. You have a good attitude!

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

    Thanks! Its just as easy to be nice as it is to be mean but being nice is MUCH MORE FUN! *nodnod* ^_^

  • Nick Sund

    Pretty sure my roommate sends messages like this. I bet he watches Ancient Aliens too.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JHCKVKH2VQ6NRYRCL4XCHMGEQA Venus

    Wait…how are you a virgin AND a ho?  Please tell me he was high when he wrote this.  I mean, I’m not a fan of drug abuse, but at least I can lower my expectations. 

    Poor human race.  I feel so bad for you.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Hey now, ancient aliens is…okay, yeah you’re right. XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/tigerpanda13 Amber Elizabeth Heald

    You suck dick, and you’re a whore, but you’re a virgin? That’s original, I’ll admit, though not very well planned out.

  • Em

    Sheesh, there’s no way to win at that game, huh?

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

    Dudes are using cheat-codes, I tell ya!!

  • Aussierose

    Bringing out the moron in oxymoron.

  • Brennan Barrington

    Well, that’s *technically* possible, although last I checked hoes didn’t just do oral.

  • Jordan Breon

    I enjoy threats of self-segregation, as well.

    “Oh, you’re going to make sure I never have to hear your stupidity again? That’s… exactly what I want.”

  • orderlyprawn370

    these guys are geniuses

  • orderlyprawn370

    that was rude

  • orderlyprawn370

    virgin kid bearers there everywhere

  • orderlyprawn370

    you don’t block people that you get into fights with?

    sarcasm is sarcastic

  • orderlyprawn370

    bah dlc it’s the exclusive dlc i tells ya

blog comments powered by Disqus

Recent Comments