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  • Mischa Bilinski

    Another great reason to adopt the metric system: 13.5cm (Or even 135mm) just sounds so much bigger than 5-1/3 inch.  Also, appropriate name, lists their mentality, and possibly *shudder* their age.

  • Anonymous

    Your dick is only 5 and 1/3 years old? That doesn’t sound like something to brag about. They tend not to be all that big at that age. And what does in long even mean? Longitude has nothing to do with this conversation!

  • http://twitter.com/Super_Widget Joanna

    That’s…not very impressive…

  • http://twitter.com/StuartEmery Stuart Emery

    I think if you cut it in half you can count the rings and get a more accurate age

  • http://www.facebook.com/kroscovius Krista Roscovius

    “I want you. I want you so ba-a-a-a-ad. DUN DUN DUN DUN. I want yooooooooooou….” 

  • WhyleKat

    btw *creepy*

  • http://profiles.google.com/william.clarke William Clarke

    What unit of measurement is a long?  5-1/3 in long??!?!

  • Marcus TSB

    Aww lookit him posting on XBL like he has an adult sized penis!

  • http://tinyurl.com/2f7hx5 Soulsinger_with_the_Watch

    I can’t help but think that if he’s trying anything over the internet from, say, Denver, that’s not going to be nearly enough by several miles.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001931525839 Sarah Steele Browder

    He misspelled “average”

  • Anonymous

    Who’d ever say ‘My dick is 5­­½” average’?

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Wow! Wow! Thats a little excessive! Besides, who would actually be curious enough to do…THAT?

  • Marcus TSB

    It’s for science. We would’t know anything if no one was willing to go that far!

  • Anonymous

    Damnit, you beat me to the “For science” response. Well done, sir.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Oh well if its for science then thats okay. I mean those nazi scientists sure revolutionized things. So long as it isn’t for theology or something. ^_~

  • Anonymous

    A bunch of grown women making fun of a child’s average penis size? Yup definitely unintelligent, unattractive feminists..But when you’re a stretched out whore I guess anything under 10 inches would be “small” to them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kroscovius Krista Roscovius

    Aw, aren’t you cute :) Don’t worry, sweetie – you’ll get your cute little troll icon, soon enough.

  • Anonymous

     Not trolling. I actually got into a mature, intelligent argument with a feminist over facebook while presenting her solid facts from government sources. She in turn linked me to this site for some odd reason. In which my reply was “Yeah, No idea why you linked me to this random site, I stopped reading the second I found out its a bunch of women who take the time to screenshot what CHILDREN say over xbox live and when I witnessed grown women penis shaming a child”

  • http://www.facebook.com/kroscovius Krista Roscovius

    You don’t like anything that’s posted here, yet you feel the need to post anyway. This has nothing to do with the government or even feminism (I’m no feminist, btw). So you come here with no idea as to what this site is about, but blast everyone for being “feminist whores” (I would like to know where YOUR government sources are for that, sir).

    And not that I really care to get into this with you, but the average gamer is certainly not a child, and if you’d bother to spend 3 minutes actually listening to the people who chat over xbox and say disgusting or cruel things, you might just realize that most of them are older teens or young to middle-aged adults.

    But I digress. Indeed, you are nothing but a troll here, since you admitted you didn’t even want to be here in the first place. Be on your way, please :) Thank you.

  • MW

    Wow.  Great job.  So… automatically considering everyone here unintelligent, unattractive, and feminists.  OH, and stretched-out whores, too.  Bravo.  VERY CLASSY.
    Oh, and I’m a straight male, who is mostly here “for teh lulz”.  But I’m also quite disgusted by this sort of common behaviour which can easily lump ALL OF US MEN together as pigs.  I’m also just as unimpressed by the fact that someone would even deign to defend such an attitude.
    Way to brag about thinking you’re (A) not trolling, and (B) thinking you won an argument when a person changed the subject.  That’s one of the best ways to stop a troll — to say “FUCK.  THEM.”  Therefore, I say the same to you.
    Bottom line: troll, get whited out.

  • Anonymous

    You are aware, being a gamer that the word troll is for the most part overused and incorrectly used right. You are aware old school gamers like myself invented the term “troll” to describe teammates that purposely team killed, blocked doors, flash banged teammates,etc. So basically I was apart of the generation who created the term you just now learned not to long ago simply because everyone else was doing it. Apparently the word troll today is just used for anyone who states an opinion different from their own. It’s the same stupid crap as “umadbro” :S Be original for once in your pathetic life and stop parroting what idiots say. My god.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kroscovius Krista Roscovius

     Gee, there you go assuming, yet again! You assume everything about everyone without knowing the slightest thing about them. All us women are ‘unattractive feminist sluts’ (funny how you sound just like all those supposed ‘kids’ shouting on Live). Then you’re assuming that MW is a brand new gamer and debating the use of a word invented online (not ‘troll’, of course, but this specific use of it). Really? What on earth does THAT have to do with the topic at hand? I’ll be very eagerly awaiting your reply, but I’ll be just as happy if you just scuttled along and minded your own beeswax. You didn’t even want to be here, remember? Sweetums?

  • MW

    Sorry… what was that?  I was distracted by all the white gaps in this thread.  It’s like taupe-painted hallways — quite soothing.
    Well, I’m sure whatever it was you typed out was nothing assumptive, or the least bit threatening, and I’ll bet it was completely fact-filled and based on well-thought-out arguments.  AND it didn’t have any sort of insulting.
    So, no worries.  I’ll just stick to my original statement.  Cheers, mate.

  • Anonymous

    want 2 fuck? I have a giant penis. But again, I love it how a bunch of grown women are penis shaming a child….Yes, lets ignore that one :) k bye. Last reply on this shitty site. Get off the internet women. Chances are you’re probably bad at whatever game you play anyways. In fact I have never encountered a girl online that has out skilled me. lolol

  • http://www.facebook.com/kroscovius Krista Roscovius

    I think you’re right, MW. Someone this intelligent and articulate couldn’t possibly be the crying, insulting type so desperate for a woman (or any kind of human companionship) he’d simultaneously insult all the ones here. Oh, and the men as well, because anyone who has been here for 2 seconds know that plenty of men post. But I care not to squint and make out his rather well-hidden text. It’s truly a shame no one can bother to read it :(

  • Anonymous

    You came here steeped in ignorance and you demonstrated no intent of trying to understand something outside of your own prejudices.

    You make the world a worse place.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

    I like feeding the trolls. Its an important duty to make sure a community’s trollziez are fed, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. To do anything else would be allowing them free rein and thats not good for the environment. *nodnod* So goodjob MW and Kristina! ^_^

    PS: You know, I never considered myself a feminist…others seem much more keen on fighting the equality fight and they deserve that credit. But maybe now I’ll look into it. After all, that title would look GREAT next to mah shiny ‘wh*re’ badge! XD

  • Mischa Bilinski

    I’m kind of flattered really.  I mean the guy is clearly intimidated by us, and what we’re doing here… I think that means we’re doing it right?

    Or it could be something much more primal, such as: “OH TEH NOES! WOMEN THAT DON’T NEED MY VALIDATION! HOLD-ME-I’M-SCARED!”

    Also, is there any truth to what he was saying about the origins of the modern use of the word troll?  I’ve been gaming online since Starseige Tribes, and I’ve NEVER seen it used like that, did I miss a memo?

     

  • Anonymous

    I was wondering about that too.  I don’t remember seeing many words other than “fag” when I played Counter-Strike.

    I figured the origins of the internet use of “troll” comes from the verb of the same word which means to drag a line behind a boat to try and get fish to bite.

    I decided that he cannot claim the term’s genesis for the modern use, though they both may have similar etymological origins.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

    Wild Troll appeared!!
    Will you
    Fight    PkMn
    Pack     Run

  • Mischa Bilinski

     I always thought it was referencing the mythical troll… As in the trolls under bridges, trying to lure people under so they can get their nom on.  Yours makes sense too though… Etymology is interesting.

  • Anonymous

    That was my initial thought too.  And it makes sense. Trolls are are unpleasant creatures (ogres are great!).

    I made the other connection when I saw someone use the verb “trolling”, and I was all like, “aw, daayum, that means something else, too!”

  • http://openid.anonymity.com/qal2ih carcinoGeneticist

    HEY FUCKASS, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF SAYING TROLLS ARE UNPLEASANT CREATURES?

  • Anonymous

     Yes, I’m intimidated bya  bunch of bored, retarded women who have a stick so far up their ass they resort to screenshotting offensive things children..CHILDREN say online. You got me.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Daaaaaaaaw! Someone needs a HUG!

  • Mischa Bilinski

     Yeah, a face-hugger…

    It’s funny, pretty much all the trolls on here never seem to want to admit that there are actually men on here (And elsewhere) that support what’s happening on this site. You don’t have to be a victim of these kidiots to be disgusted by it. (Although online harassment is obviously not solely focused on women of course, was just referring to this site specifically)

    Also, could of sworn the troll said in their 2nd last reply that they weren’t posting again…

  • Anonymous

    His account must’ve been hacked!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=653755343 Amber Dawn

    haha like 5 1/3 is something to brag about. 

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Oh for sure! Mah little brother is waaaaaaaaaay more motivated than I am with the whole female HOORAH thing. His business is built around it and everything. ^_^

  • Ed Welch

    I was in a match on bo2 lastnight and heard 3 men/young men giving a girl a hard time in the lobby about sniping one of them and how they were gonna  ”Give it to her” then one of the other ding dongs says (AND I COULD SEE THIS COMING), “how bout u go make me a sammich, BIT*H! I plugged my mic in, right as she went off, she tore them each a new one verbally. Then she went 59-2 w/dsr50. As a man i felt like a douch just sharing chromosomes with those 3 idiots, as a person it was so satisfying to hear the silence after the match in the lobby.  

  • Anonymous

    Aw, I guess I can appreciate the restraint.  I wouldn’t be able to keep myself to lay into these assholes..

    “Now make ME a sandwich.  I don’t even want a sandwich.  You’ll bring it to me, I’ll slap it out of your hand, and tell you to make another.  And you do it. You know why?  I owned you.  Look at that KDR.  Just look at it.  Can you even count that high?  Prove that you can count that high– tell me my KDR. C’mon, tell me.  Tell me my KDR and then tell me your own.  Then lets test your arithmetic skills by telling me the difference between the two.  Is this something your capable of?  Are you capable of articulating how bad I beat you?  Well?”

    Or, perhaps…

    “Okay, who wants that sandwich now?  Anyone?  I had plenty of time to make  it since your incompetence allowed me ample time to dominate you all and make sandwiches. No? Oh, well, I suppose you guys are full after I just fed you your own dicks.”

  • Mischa Bilinski

     0.0 Jeez, and I worry I’m being too aggressive when I offer them a knuckle sandwich… 

    Also some guys will pay pretty good money to be force-fed their own dicks… Maybe you should start charging! *Grin*

  • Anonymous

    Haha, have you literally offered a knuckle sandwich over an online game?

    “Also some guys will pay pretty good money to be force-fed their own dicks… Maybe you should start charging! *Grin*”

    I’m no whore! I do this for the love of dick-feeding!

  • Anonymous

    Haha, have you literally offered a knuckle sandwich over an online game?

    “Also some guys will pay pretty good money to be force-fed their own dicks… Maybe you should start charging! *Grin*”

    I’m no whore! I do this for the love of dick-feeding!

  • Mischa Bilinski

    Of course I have! That’s pretty tame compared to most of the material I retort with… *Spit polishes halo*

    Ah, you wouldn’t have to be a whore my friend! I was referring to the BDSM practice.  Contrary to popular belief, BDSM does not HAVE to have anything to do with sex. (This case is obviously a form of Dominance for example) 

    By all means, keep at it!  It’s always great to get that awkward laugh from these kidiots as they clue in to the magnitude of what was just said (If they even do) and their egos are shattered. *Tents fingers*

  • Anonymous

    Nuanced uses of the word “whore” aside, I wouldn’t want to sell-out!  If you’re feeding guys their dicks for money, you’ve lost sight of why you fed guys their dicks in the first place.  You can quote me on that.

    Although, truthfully, I rarely play online with strangers I can communicate with.  I take little pleasure in competing with people I’ll never interact with again, so I tend to only play on line when I have friends to play with.  And when I play online with friends, I stick to a party chat with them, so I wouldn’t know if it they’re talking shit to me.

    Also, I tend not to play well enough (against strangers) for my shit-talking leave a meaningful impression most of the time.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I’m a Domme and I think its NEAT how you two are all like “I would say this!” or “I would say that!” and then Mischa is like “allow me to extrapolate about BDSM practices…”
    Hehehehehehe! Way to go! XD

  • Mygaffer

    Hey he’s doing pretty good for a 12 year old.

  • Tim

    WHAT IF IT WAS IN METRIC!?!?

  • Cassie

    ‘in’ is short for ‘inches’

  • Cassie

    actually that’s the average for an adult man. :p

  • Cassie

    1) how do you know hes a child? the average adult penis size is just over 5″
    2) yes, because we have to be stretched out whores, to realize that an average sized penis is nothing to brag about
    3) insulting your own sex/gender, thus, further enforcing the ‘its ok to harass women because they have boobs and vaginas’ mindset that so many people seem to have
    way to go :)

  • Ashley_Raccoon

    I’m sorry, usually I’m just a lurker and laugh reading these, but omg, karkat <3 XD thank you for making my morning!

  • Brennan Barrington

    What gets me is this guy’s username. At least he’s honest about it.

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