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You Know, Hypothetically Speaking | Fat, Ugly or Slutty

You Know, Hypothetically Speaking

It sounds like this player is trying to find an unbiased third-party to give a ruling a recent event.

“I returned from a week holiday to this message!  I have absolutely no idea who this user is or even why he felt compelled to send me this message.”

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19 Responses to You Know, Hypothetically Speaking

  1. Anonymous says:

    Beat you down with the closest inanimate object, and then proceed to call the cops and watch you be hauled away. Probably smile a bit as you’re crying and screaming on your way to jail.

  2. Kick you in the nuts and call the freaking cops.

    • Accidentally, of course. I was only shocked to find you there, and meant your nuts no harm. I only called the cops to turn myself in, but they misinterpreted the situation as *you* being the one in trouble.

  3. Joshua Hames says:

    I think the more important question is: So, what would you do?

  4. Teddy Eddy says:

    And they say romance is dead.

  5. I would not suggest that as I have a protective dog and guns.

  6. Erik Wilson says:

    If there is a better argument against gun control, I’ve yet to hear it.

  7. Guys, guys – this is a perfectly valid question!

    Personally, I’d see to it that you were never, EVER tempted to do anything even remotely like that, again. But that’s just me :) 

  8. DeathbyDD says:

    Well I dunno, I mean did you bring a parachute? Cuz I live on the fifth floor pretty close to mah Krav maga gym! ^_^

  9. Anonymous says:

    Sounds like the perfect opportunity to kick a creeper in the balls – hard. I mean, my foot would already be there and everything! He’d have done half the work for me!

  10. You know, my parents used to say I had monkey toes, as I was very adept at picking things up with them.  I bet I’d be very adept at ripping things off with them too…

  11. 22222222 says:

    i cant believe any of you think youd get a chance to call the cops in this situation, or get to any sort of weapon.

  12. Aimée says:

    I would genuinely get in touch with the cops about that message. He’s threatening to break into your house….

  13. Anonymous says:

    My reply? “Kick.”

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