You Know, Hypothetically Speaking

It sounds like vNiightStalkeRv is trying to find an unbiased third-party to give a ruling a recent event.

“I returned from a week holiday to this message!  I have absolutely no idea who this user is or even why he felt compelled to send me this message.”

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  • http://twitter.com/d_cud Darryl Keele

    12 year olds!

  • Anonymous

    Beat you down with the closest inanimate object, and then proceed to call the cops and watch you be hauled away. Probably smile a bit as you’re crying and screaming on your way to jail.

  • http://abrightcontainer.tumblr.com/ manybellsdown

    Kick you in the nuts and call the freaking cops.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.hames.7 Joshua Hames

    I think the more important question is: So, what would you do?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=752442648 Teddy Eddy

    And they say romance is dead.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hreich Holly Reichert

    I would not suggest that as I have a protective dog and guns.

  • Erik Wilson

    If there is a better argument against gun control, I’ve yet to hear it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kroscovius Krista Roscovius

    Guys, guys – this is a perfectly valid question!

    Personally, I’d see to it that you were never, EVER tempted to do anything even remotely like that, again. But that’s just me :) 

  • http://www.facebook.com/hannah.thomas.961556 Hannah Thomas

    Richard Ramirez?

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

    Well I dunno, I mean did you bring a parachute? Cuz I live on the fifth floor pretty close to mah Krav maga gym! ^_^

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like the perfect opportunity to kick a creeper in the balls – hard. I mean, my foot would already be there and everything! He’d have done half the work for me!

  • https://plus.google.com/111682818223525948069/posts Muntoo Meddler

    Accidentally, of course. I was only shocked to find you there, and meant your nuts no harm. I only called the cops to turn myself in, but they misinterpreted the situation as *you* being the one in trouble.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603320649 Shannon Smith

    You know, my parents used to say I had monkey toes, as I was very adept at picking things up with them.  I bet I’d be very adept at ripping things off with them too…

  • http://twitter.com/grjased 22222222

    i cant believe any of you think youd get a chance to call the cops in this situation, or get to any sort of weapon.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/XWEPGPZEZHFDAYVPCATDSMTLCI Aimée

    I would genuinely get in touch with the cops about that message. He’s threatening to break into your house….

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     Sweetheart, we don’t all sit around in our pink pjs (nothing wrong with pink pjs!). Some of us are combat war-vet or work with folks like Avivit Cohen.
    IDF all the way! ^_^

  • Anonymous

     Glad I wasn’t the only one to catch that. *Shudder*

  • http://twitter.com/geeesssss 22222222

    ..

  • Anonymous

    My reply? “Kick.”

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