You Know, Hypothetically Speaking

12 year olds!

Beat you down with the closest inanimate object, and then proceed to call the cops and watch you be hauled away. Probably smile a bit as you’re crying and screaming on your way to jail.

Kick you in the nuts and call the freaking cops.

I think the more important question is: So, what would you do?

And they say romance is dead.

I would not suggest that as I have a protective dog and guns.

If there is a better argument against gun control, I’ve yet to hear it.

Guys, guys – this is a perfectly valid question!

Personally, I’d see to it that you were never, EVER tempted to do anything even remotely like that, again. But that’s just me :) 

Richard Ramirez?

Well I dunno, I mean did you bring a parachute? Cuz I live on the fifth floor pretty close to mah Krav maga gym! ^_^

Sounds like the perfect opportunity to kick a creeper in the balls – hard. I mean, my foot would already be there and everything! He’d have done half the work for me!

Accidentally, of course. I was only shocked to find you there, and meant your nuts no harm. I only called the cops to turn myself in, but they misinterpreted the situation as *you* being the one in trouble.

You know, my parents used to say I had monkey toes, as I was very adept at picking things up with them.  I bet I’d be very adept at ripping things off with them too…

i cant believe any of you think youd get a chance to call the cops in this situation, or get to any sort of weapon.

I would genuinely get in touch with the cops about that message. He’s threatening to break into your house….

 Sweetheart, we don’t all sit around in our pink pjs (nothing wrong with pink pjs!). Some of us are combat war-vet or work with folks like Avivit Cohen.
IDF all the way! ^_^

 Glad I wasn’t the only one to catch that. *Shudder*

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