International Relations

xOCxCrAzyBaDaZe is skilled in the art of diplomacy.

“This person first talked to me in-game chat while playing Gears of War 3 on XBOX online multiplayer, asking me to “moan” for him, and then sent me a message stating that he had never “had sex with a Canadian, and if I yoddled during sex” and then sent me this message, as well as a friend request.”


  • K. Williams

    If his penis really looks like that he should probably see a doctor. And if he thinks a vagina looks like that he should probably consult a copy of Grey’s Anatomy.

  • Krista


  • Mischa Bilinski

    Canadian women yodelling during sex? Pft… Only if it’s really good

  • Conna Stevenson

    What? Is yodeling really A Thing Canadians Are Known For? I thought the main stereotypes were mounties, the syllable “eh”, and virulent politeness. Yodeling is more a Swiss thing, or have I just been really out of touch?

  • remeranAuthor

     As a Canadian, Canadian women don’t have sex (unless they’re from Newfoundland).

  • Kelsey Anita Ferguson

    That’s awesome, you guys posted my submission! Thank you :)

  • Krista

     As far as I know, you’re not. Yodeling is more like.. a Swedish or Belgian stereotype, or Swiss. Certainly not Canadian. Personally, I think the guy is just an idiot, and can’t even get ugly stereotypes right.

  • Kelsey Anita Ferguson

    Yeah, he was quite irritating, muted him from in-game chat because he just wouldn’t stop going on and on.

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure he’s overexaggerating his size by at least 5 square brackets.

  • DeathbyDD

    Wow! Its not often we get an aspiring artist’s posts in here! Clearly the next Da Vinci! Van Gogh, at least! XD

  • Kelsey Anita Ferguson

    Oh my god that was amazing, I almost died.

  • Iggy

    I almost snorted out my breakfast while reading this.

  • Anonymous

    Well, I’m from Belgium and we don’t yodel :D
    I think it’s done in Scotland.

  • Josh Frappier

    I’ve seen bigger pencils. 

  • Alexander Mutegeki

    Hey now, Swedes don’t yodle (sp?) in fact it is so rare in Sweden we can’t even spell it. But to keep it on track – I don’t know what to say about his artwork except I just realized what computer folk used to do for porn in the pre-Pong days.

  • Alexander Mutegeki

    Someday, we might even figure out the country that does yodel/dle

  • Alex Camargo

    I bet this is he’s “best” pick up line…. God so many disrespectful men!

  • DeathbyDD

     I’ll yodel. But I don’t think its country-related. ^_^

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