Someone’s Got a Crush on You!

After the in-game equivalent of affectionate hair-pulling, Got Seraph moves on to name-calling, the “do you like me check yes or no” note, and finally he says please. Ah, young love!

“I was playing hardcore search and destroy and this dude went out of his way to team kill me until he got kicked. Then he sent me these.”

Got Seraph - 1Got Seraph - 2Got Seraph - 3

  • Wesley Cole

    so is swag code for jerk?

  • DeathbyDD

     Nope, it just means you have ‘moves’ or ‘style’. I learned it today playing team snipers on halo reach with a bunch of guys I’ve never played with before. They said I had ‘swag’. I thought they meant pirate loot or something >_>
    Anyway, it can be a good thing. This gentleman, clearly has no ‘swag’. ^_^

  • Anonymous

    I’d suppose that “swag” is an abbreviation for “swagger”, which is a word that’s be increasingly misused lately.

  • JustPlainSomething

    I keep reading the middle message “new york fat juicy cock.” That’s driving me crazy.

  • Anonymous

    ‘eeeyy, it’s a friggin’ delicacy ovah ‘ere!

  • DeathbyDD

     Must be! XD

  • Luke Brittain

    you, sir, do not have swag.

  • Krista Roscovius

    I think he passed out on his keyboard  at the end, there.

  • Logan Siebert

    stupid feminazis who gives a fuck. how bout you all toughen the fuck up and take the abuse like anyone else. just cause your a girl doesnt give you special privileges. bitch cunts. 

  • Soulsinger_with_the_Watch

     That’s not the part of the message that’s code for jerk.

  • DeathbyDD

     I think it does, actually. Specifically because people like you don’t get hugged enough. *sob* :(

  • Johanna Roberts

    Lemme guess, this one was yours.

  • Paul Murray

    Love the way he goes from contemptuous to pleading in three messages.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, it’s an interesting reaction, and it happens more often than I would have thought it would.

  • Yutolia

    I’m having the same reaction. The whole exchange is just made that much stupider because of it…

  • Anirban Banerjee

    From bragging to begging in 3 messages

  • Stephanie

    Well, since you said “pllzzz”..

  • Alexander Mutegeki

    the very point of it is that you often get less than even regular treatment if you are a girl. Nobody’s asking for special. Fair is enough.

  • Em

    The extra Z’s must signify that he actually fell asleep.

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