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Take it easy, DriftyCypress! You keep finding ways to sweeten this deal before even pressing Send!


  • http://www.facebook.com/lucanmonks Lucan Monks

    Um…. did he just promise to give you 80,000 dicks!? … I wanna know where this guy lives… so I can run the hell away. I’m sure you’re a nice girl and all that, but I’d rather not have some weirdo chopping my dick off so that he can offer it to you. :P

  • http://twitter.com/omgangrybees kyleh613

    He might have also meant Microsoft Points, in which case someone should report this because that’s bannable. >:] 

  • VengefulPineapple

    Yeah that little symbol is for Microsoft Points. 

  • http://twitter.com/icy_wing Iggy

    People still do this?

    … or I guess they never “stopped” doing this on other games that I haven’t had the (mis)fortune to play.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe it’s not MSP he’s offering, but rather whatever the hell the currency is in Dwarf Fortress. Tell him you’re an elf. That’ll scare him off.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

    Look, Listen, please keep your body and your riches to yourself. Neither one is going to buy you companionship with that personality.

  • Anonymous

    I doubt he started with this strategy to attract a lady. It’s sad.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

      Well I like to think that nobody is creepy on the inside, so its always nice to give them the benefit of the doubt, yes? ^_^

  • http://twitter.com/monkeyman85 Chris Demarest

    Actually, I think he’s offering 80,000 green lantern dollars.

  • wiwille

    When I was dating I usually brought flowers. Times change…

  • http://www.justplainsomething.com JustPlainSomething

    Hey mister, my eyes are up here!

  • Anonymous

    Haha, yes, what is his avatar looking at?

  • http://tinyurl.com/2f7hx5 Soulsinger_with_the_Watch

    I don’t know, but you’d think if you’re going to send sketchy messages like this you’d make sure your avatar doesn’t look like the campaign poster for “Don’t Let Your Kids Out of Your Sight”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002411727034 Ben Rohr

    That avatar’s face.

  • Alexander Mutegeki

    “Nothing says ‘For the Woman Who Has Everything like a bouquet of flowers and a box full of- OMG WHATTHEOMGWHATHTHEHELL!?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.krumlinde Emily Soulreaper Krumlinde

    I find it hillarious that a lot of guys seem to think of their dicks as the ultimate gift to a girl.

    It’s like we all go “Oh man, all I want for christmas is a dick.” in their heads.

  • http://facebook.com/deathbydd DeathbyDD

     I don’t know if they REALLY think that. Its probably just a really really persistent hope for some. ^_^

  • Tim

    80,000 MP. Enough to attempt a courtship, not enough to buy your avatar a decent set of clothes.

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