Proposition

Throwing you this kind offer from a7xaustin a little early today because PAXPAXPAX

http://www.popculturemulcher.tumblr.com popculturemulcher

Can’t take the time to fully spell “your” using two extra letters. I’m sure he would be a very thorough lover.
Anonymous

At least he didn’t mention sandwiches.
http://www.justplainsomething.com JustPlainSomething

I appreciate that he asked, but I have to wonder if it occurs to these people that the person they’re talking to is nowhere near them… even if they both have webcams, there is no way you can e-eat someone out. Also, a please would have been nice.
http://www.inklesspen.com Jon Rosebaugh

Maybe he was looking for cybersex.
http://profiles.google.com/william.clarke William Clarke

“Oh baby…. my Kinetic tastes sooo good….” Not the pinnacle of sexy ;-)
Anonymous

Prostitution you say??

http://goo.gl/g955b
Ethan Roberts

yum! tastes like chicken!
http://www.justplainsomething.com JustPlainSomething

True, but then he should really say, “Can I simulate eating your pussy by talking to you while you masterbate?” But those are some awfully big words, I guess.