Critical Condition

WE NEED A MEDIC OVER HERE FOR MATTKILLZ NOOBZ, STAT!

MATTKILLZ NOOBZ

  • http://twitter.com/RanyosLovesYou Ranyos

    My brain hurts really bad.

  • http://profiles.google.com/etchainer Etchainer Bethune

    Stick it on ice and stop rubbing it so much.

  • http://twitter.com/Super_Widget Joanna

    That’s what he gets for sticking it in his xbox drive.

  • http://blogs.got-rave.com/sputter sputtertoo

    I was so about to say something like this,
    “It’s called chafing!”

  • http://www.justplainsomething.com JustPlainSomething

    Then go see a doctor. Although not THE Doctor, because he would not put up with your crap.

  • http://twitter.com/lolitadoctrine Herp Derp

    He may have broken the wiring behind his penis engine, and now the man essence is leaking from the nutbladder

  • Anonymous

    To which I say: put on your tough pants and take Nurofen.

  • http://twitter.com/T0X1cD3m0n Alex Camargo

    He was probably hoping you’d kiss it and make it “better”

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