Touchy-Feely

archie muskett is always prepared for the worst.

“I was on Netflix when I got these random messages. After the first, I told the guy I don’t know who he is or how he got my gamertag but I was going to report and block him.”

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  • http://twitter.com/Super_Widget Joanna

    What?  We can’t even watch tv without getting harassed?  I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

  • http://twitter.com/1000DaysOfRain Conna Stevenson

    How considerate that he rated every message appropriately: “X”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steve-McEvoy/100001901932007 Steve McEvoy

    Where can I download the Kinect Virtual Masturbation app?

  • VengefulPineapple

    Thanks for accepting mine. He’s a charmer isn’t he? 

  • Anonymous

    I only understood about three words of that first message…somehow I’m OK with that.  Was he going for an evil laugh, which turned into a normal laugh, which ended up as a pirate laugh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/sleepygamer Joe ‘sleepygamer’ Wilson

    “Wah Gwarn” meaning “What’s going on?” in a really dodgy accent. A lot of chavvy British kids do this, and judging by his use of the word “wank”, I’d say he is that.

    The laugh is… just a really fucked up laugh.

  • wiwille

    Why would someone laugh after they just proposed online sex? I can understand the recipient of said proposal laughing, but alas I shouldn’t ask the difficult questions.

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