Haiku

Sgt Roogle, MYST1C PH4NT0M and xDRPEPPER4EVERx wrote a haiku; from their hearts, to yours.

Sgt Roogle - 1

Sgt Roogle - 2

MYST1C PH4NT0M

xDRPEPPER4EVERx

  • Anonymous

    I totally read the third one in Pinocchio’s voice. “I’m a real whore!”

  • Anonymous

    Isn’t a Haiku usually only three lines?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=577040540 Anthony Kearney

    lol jaspir

  • http://twitter.com/omgangrybees kyleh613

    Hahahaha this made my sides hurt. 

  • http://twitter.com/Super_Widget Joanna

    You’re* a real whore.

  • Anonymous

    Just stick the second and third line together. What’s important is the number of syllables, which they nail.

    Although I don’t think DrPepper4Ever really deserves to have their name posted here *just* for asking if someone was single.

    Also, “DrPepper4Ever”? That’s quite the thing to hang your hat on.

  • wiwille

    I think the most amusing thing about this post is that someone decided to create a gamer tag declaring their love for a soda brand.

  • Anonymous

    Gamer girls are awesome. But also a thorn in the eye for many, which in some way is true for myself as well. The fact that you’re a part of a domain that historically has been almost exclusively for guys is both a blessing and a curse for us.

    We want you, we love you, we want to invite you over and play games with you. At the same time, we know you’re untouchable, you’re not like the typical girl we can pick up at a bar or just use our normal ways with. You’re different, you’re what we desire the most, but regretfully we feel inadequate in front of you.

    The hate you gamer girls get is shameful and harmful for the emancipation of games as a cultural phenomenon regardless of gender. Yet I can understand the unparallelled frustration my fellow male gamers feel whenever they play against you.

    I love you all. But I also hate you for not being mine.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    I applaud your intellectual prowess. You’re a a fine specimen of our kin.

  • Anonymous

    Shut up , baby I know it! Don’t hate cause I’m better than you <3

  • Anonymous

    Please just speak for yourself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Sephirajo Johanna Roberts

    Protip: even if we WERE with you, we wouldn’t be “yours.”

    …the entire comment is just massive amounts of wrong.

  • Anonymous

    I assume you’d prefer a more cultuarlly suitable comment like “LOL u grils got pwned in ur cünt, u fkng suxz!”?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Sephirajo Johanna Roberts

    I’d prefer to be treated like a person, not an ideal of a possession. Kthxbye.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kroscovius Krista Roscovius

     I really don’t think that von_Rosen is literally trying to say that he wants to possess a girl. It’s like those silly candy hearts that say, “be mine.” It’s not…meant…in the slavery sense. I think a few people are reading too far into a simple comment.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, I’ve always been annoyed when people interpret the “mine” indicating a relationship for a “mine” indicating ownership.  Still, the way he paints everyone with the same brush, even though he’s trying to be complimentary, is very off-putting.  And then he really switched gears and got combative and obscene.

    So if disregard the “mine” misinterpretation, the issue is moot.

  • http://twitter.com/RanyosLovesYou Ranyos

    A Haiku is three
    Lines with numbered syllables
    Five, seven, and five.

  • http://twitter.com/Boogerghost Kris

    “suck a dick u whore
    dumb fat bitch/ your a real whore!
    hey r u single?”

    A haiku even by the most stringent standards.

  • http://twitter.com/Boogerghost Kris

    “suck a dick u whore
    dumb fat bitch/ your a real whore!
    hey r u single?”

    A haiku even by the most stringent standards.
     

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