Cheatery

I’d like to think most “mums” would at least want to have dinner first…

A “your momma” joke. Classy. Next he’ll want to meet you by the flagpole at the playground after school.

“I told her to stop paying her gigolos with controllers! GAH!”

Honestly, what the hell?

How classy. Not only is he poor at general spelling and grammar, he’s also a poor sport. 

How trite! …he laughed at his own joke.

*#&%ing hackers/modders are ruining almost every match I’m in anymore…too bad XBL can’t block these guys at the hardware/software level, preventing them from ruining our fun.  It’s one thing to want to boost your own score, but it’s something else entirely to crash everyone else’s fun.

With a gamertag like that, I wouldn’t have suspected him of getting close enough to anyone to be the infamous Mum Fingerer.

Also…has “lol” become a form of punctuation?  As near as I can tell, it’s neither used to indicate something humourous, nor to indicate audible laughter.  I’ve come to read “lol” as “I’m an @$$,” and it really seems to make things clearer.

In most instances, I’ve come to see “lol” as a Beevis-and-Butthead-esque “hurr hurr.”

So somehow this woman’s mother gives out modded controllers if you peform that act on her? My wife won’t even give me a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup…

are u fat tho?

if you cant beat them join them