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I commend calsifeer_‘s English skills for getting his point across, at least.

“I was playing Resident Evil 5 on the PS3 and I guess some random jerk saw my username in the list of game sessions. He sent me a message in Spanish, or Portuguese. I told him I only understood and spoke English. So he replied with “Your is BITCH?” followed by these messages. I just blocked and ignored him.”

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  • Anonymous

    Wow… This guy uses better English than some other people. He was using the correct form of your on the first two sentences. Although he kinda let it slip afterwards. :P Also, absorb my penis? I think I’m going to use that on the next woman I run into! It’s genius! /sarcasm 

  • Etchainer Bethune

    At the bar, with your best ‘Borat’, “Good Evenings Lady; your is bitch, your mother is prostitute. Absorb my penis, many times?”

  • JustPlainSomething

    I don’t think any man wants his penis absorbed by anything ever. Unless he’s transgendered, in which case he might want to be called “she” even pre-op.

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  • Scottie V

    Fucking LOL. Awesome, don’t forget to ask if they have “sleeve of wizard”!

  • André Martins Rebelo

    I would love to see the original message, I’m Portuguese and could maybe translate it for extra lols

  • Iris Repliforce

    I laughed so hard. I feel bad, but I have never heard that first line my entire life.

    Good stuff.

  • Rikard Nilsson

    Babelfish fail.

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