Monthly Archives: September 2011

Sun-Maid and Seedless

Posted on September 19, 2011

All this talk of hoes and raisins, I’m starting to think TEQUILERA 562 is the harvester lady from the raisin box!

“Pretty sure this message was sent after I raged at some kid camping in a bush with a silenced ak74u”



Personal Grooming

Posted on September 17, 2011

R0B0CQCK didn’t like our submitter killing him — a lot — on Black Ops. He offers this helpful tip for gamers, a group often criticized for their hygiene.



By the way, before I go…

Posted on September 16, 2011

xSuCcEsS LYNKSx is prone to elaborate, finally-getting-it-off-their-chest farewells.

“Was on Xbox Live waiting for a friend to join in so I could play MW2 with him. This guy got mad cause I wasn’t accepting his game requests. I would have if he didn’t send them when I was already in party/game.”



Stolen Goods

Posted on September 15, 2011

demonic jokster tantalizes us with another clue in this mystery of the underground breast economy, where it seems mammaries are taken and sold to the highest bidder.

demonic jokster


Culinary Delights

Posted on September 14, 2011

The subject line from nightkwan is almost too appropriate, providing relatively innocent cover for what lies beneath — as you would in a classroom setting or a bizarre side-dish.

“I was in the matching making lobby for Uncharted 2, having a conversation with one of my friends via mic about Dunkin Donuts vs. Starbucks. After we won the match, I get this message from someone on the opposing team.”


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