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1-888-CREEPER | Fat, Ugly or Slutty


WOAH, TalonStalon, that is NOT normal, you need to see… oh you meant height.

“Played one round of Halo with this guy. He told me he was fourteen and I called him a baby; I’m eighteen.”


45 Responses to 1-888-CREEPER

  1. Luis Pabon says:

    This one isn’t THAT bad.

  2. “I mean, it’s not like that would be a CRIME or anything!”

  3. Iggy says:

    Not forward at all. No sir. XD

  4. Anonymous says:

    I think what makes this one is GTZ’s comment at the top of the post.

    But in response to TalonStalon, “Haha, no.  I’m not going to give a stranger my cell number after one round of Halo, no matter how white they are.”

  5. Also, telling a girl you’re not a baby and then referring to yourself as a “boy” doesn’t help your case.

    • Anonymous says:

      Heh heh, yeah. I almost commented on the irony, too.  Also, I’m amused with how generally child-like his response is.  He might as well have said,  “Am not! I can tie my own shoes!”

  6. Anonymous says:

    Missed a couple of apostrophe in I’mn’t there, bro.  Also, if you want a cell, might try asking your parents before you hit up strangers on XBL.  Just sayin’.

  7. Rikard Nilsson says:

    5ft7″? That’s one impressive penis he’s got there!

    Oh wait…

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