Stolen Goods

This is one of those, “I believe I will report this to the mods followed by the police” moments, I think. Who SAYS stuff like this? 

Are they storing drugs in their breasts? What would a “drug prsn” want with a bloody breast? >.> I’m totally confused here….

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

So, how much one boob would value?

According to my calculations One boob on the open market is worth its weight in gold

Do 10 year-olds know a lot of drug-prsns?

So I’m torn: is PRSN short for Prison, or Person? (Or something else?)

I’m only going to talk about prices in terms of their Global Boob Value from now on.

“I’ll give you about one and a half nips for that.”

lol I can read what gtz writes all day ^^

So is jokster a boob mule?

Shock is not humour, idle childish threats are not demonic, and the first syllable of Jokster would rhyme with “jock” as in “jockstrap”, not with “joke”. As a failure, this is perfection. Hope he enjoys his ban. And by enjoys, I mean nerdrages.

Wow. Just wow. Who says crap like – never mind, clearly these people do. >.>

Naw. I’m gonna need about 3 titties for what I’m sellin

Ha! I, too, initially interpreted “prsn” as “prison”.  I spent a few moments wondering what a drug prison was.  Then I was trying to think what other words it could be.  ”Prism” comes close.

Where are we going? How on earth can some one come up whit this much s… in a sentence? I’m ashamed to be a male!

You don’t need to apologize for your gender any more than a modern German person needs to apologize for the Holocaust. Do you treat people in a civil manner? Yes? Good.

Off of which to snort coke, perhaps?

Two words for you…. “Charlie Sheen”

That’s what I thought too. Either way, why would they buy them? :/

I’m still amazed he couldn’t think of a better word than “person.”

IF He’s on drugs? Mindnumbingly sad.

IF He’s not on drugs? Sadly mindnumb.

Don’t know which is the right thing to wish for on his behalf.

I treat every body whit respect, no matter of the gender, race or faith. And about the Holocaust i ashamed that we let that i happen to. Hopefully it makes me human whit feelings.

Yep, I think we are all WITH you there.

I am a drug person and i will trade a buttload of frankincense for two ripped tits in good condition….this site is hilarious and sad at the same time.  although i gather most of these crazy things are written by kids, it does sound like some guys i know who haven’t gotten laid in a long time. 

Little does anyone know that PRSN is actually Parmesan… The poor guy is simply hungry, and you berate him so!

I feel like one can affectionately associate the phrase “drug prsn” with the “smoking the marijuana like a cigarette” motif in Arrested Development.