Stolen Goods

demonic jokster tantalizes us with another clue in this mystery of the underground breast economy, where it seems mammaries are taken and sold to the highest bidder.

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  • GiffTor

    This is one of those, “I believe I will report this to the mods followed by the police” moments, I think. Who SAYS stuff like this? 

  • Anonymous

    Are they storing drugs in their breasts? What would a “drug prsn” want with a bloody breast? >.> I’m totally confused here….

  • Johanna Roberts

    Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

  • Ana Mizuki

    So, how much one boob would value?

  • Matt Schrader

    According to my calculations One boob on the open market is worth its weight in gold

  • William Clarke

    Do 10 year-olds know a lot of drug-prsns?

  • Etchainer Bethune

    So I’m torn: is PRSN short for Prison, or Person? (Or something else?)

  • gtz

    I’m only going to talk about prices in terms of their Global Boob Value from now on.

    “I’ll give you about one and a half nips for that.”

  • Anonymous

    lol I can read what gtz writes all day ^^

  • Luis Pabon

    So is jokster a boob mule?

  • Anonymous

    Shock is not humour, idle childish threats are not demonic, and the first syllable of Jokster would rhyme with “jock” as in “jockstrap”, not with “joke”. As a failure, this is perfection. Hope he enjoys his ban. And by enjoys, I mean nerdrages.

  • Iggy

    Wow. Just wow. Who says crap like – never mind, clearly these people do. >.>

  • Anonymous

    Naw. I’m gonna need about 3 titties for what I’m sellin

  • Anonymous

    Ha! I, too, initially interpreted “prsn” as “prison”.  I spent a few moments wondering what a drug prison was.  Then I was trying to think what other words it could be.  ”Prism” comes close.

  • Anonymous

    Where are we going? How on earth can some one come up whit this much s… in a sentence? I’m ashamed to be a male!

  • Jon Rosebaugh

    You don’t need to apologize for your gender any more than a modern German person needs to apologize for the Holocaust. Do you treat people in a civil manner? Yes? Good.

  • Mame’zelle Maria

    Off of which to snort coke, perhaps?

  • Anonymous

    Two words for you…. “Charlie Sheen”

  • Anonymous

    That’s what I thought too. Either way, why would they buy them? :/

  • JustPlainSomething

    I’m still amazed he couldn’t think of a better word than “person.”

  • Anonymous

    IF He’s on drugs? Mindnumbingly sad.

    IF He’s not on drugs? Sadly mindnumb.

    Don’t know which is the right thing to wish for on his behalf.

  • Anonymous

    I treat every body whit respect, no matter of the gender, race or faith. And about the Holocaust i ashamed that we let that i happen to. Hopefully it makes me human whit feelings.

  • William Clarke

    Yep, I think we are all WITH you there.

  • Anonymous

    I am a drug person and i will trade a buttload of frankincense for two ripped tits in good condition….this site is hilarious and sad at the same time.  although i gather most of these crazy things are written by kids, it does sound like some guys i know who haven’t gotten laid in a long time. 

  • Krista Roscovius

    Little does anyone know that PRSN is actually Parmesan… The poor guy is simply hungry, and you berate him so!

  • Kris

    I feel like one can affectionately associate the phrase “drug prsn” with the “smoking the marijuana like a cigarette” motif in Arrested Development.

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