Monthly Archives: July 2011

Can I get a price quote?

Posted on July 21, 2011

grannykiller56 knows it’s much more professional to ask for the cost via written request, rather than verbally.

“Another female friend and I ran into this dude in an Uncharted 2 match. Yes, we lost, but hardly. We had mics on during the round and casually messed with him over his username – nothing more than ‘Whose granny are you killing? That’s nice,’ etc. He sent me the first message and shut his mic off. Halfway through the round, I got the second message.”

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Malignant Desire

Posted on July 20, 2011

DON INFAMOUS is making a further argument for some sort of ‘Death Wishcategory.

“I beat someone in Black Ops and this is what I receive after the game is over (I didn’t say anything in the lobby).”


Posted in: Slutty

Strikes Out

Posted on July 19, 2011

STRIK3S TWIC3 strikes fast, and demands others follow suit.

“I was searching for a game of Team Deathmatch on Black Ops.  I joined a random lobby and didn’t say a word.  About 20 seconds after I entered the lobby, I received this message.”


Posted in: Lewd Proposals

Little Girl Ego

Posted on July 18, 2011

GyRO thE DEmoN found our submitter when playing a couple rounds of TDM in Black Ops.

“Once we were back in the lobby, GyRO, who had previously NOT said a word when he was on our team, starting talking non-stop and asking me all of the usual questions (are you a girl?, what do you look like?, are you pretty?, etc.). I didn’t respond. He then went on to tell me that he was good-looking and that he thought I would like him. I responded that I didn’t care what he looked like. Me and my friend backed out of the lobby. 5 to 10 minutes later, I received these two messages and a friend request.”

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Posted in: Jeepers Creepers

Sophisticated World View

Posted on July 17, 2011

Thanks for enlightening us with your nuanced opinion, YamaHaulinAss!

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Posted in: Fat, Ugly

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