Faster than the speed of spelling

Between RYder BEaSt360 and this old favourite, it’s getting to the point where I don’t even see ‘sandwitch’ as wrong anymore.

“Not a single word was spoken to him until I received a 3rd message, then I called him out on his spelling and told him to go away. He persisted.”

RYder BEaSt360

  • Kyle Ohgodbees

    “cam ur tits”… lol

  • MmeMagpie

    Damn.  He can’t even spell sandwich correctly.

  • Rachel

    I don’t even understand half of what he is trying to say. And I’m pretty good at reading bad spelling because my boyfriend is dyslexic. :|

  • Sarah

    put that famaus away and snip? What is this?

  • Anonymous

    RYder BEaSt360 you will go far in life.

  • Mark Paterson

    Translates roughly as “Sheath one’s “Famas”, and equip one’s distanced death-dealing apparatus.”

  • Sarah

    Thank you=)

  • Jennifer Gleason

    So I’m guessing he never made it past the first grade, then, eh?

  • Dayne

    You just insulted first graders everywhere.

  • Anonymous

    What the heck are “try hads”?

  • William Clarke

    Considering he couldn’t even settle on a case to use for his gamertag, it isn’t too surprising.

  • Anonymous

    I know it makes no sense but I get triads when I read it together….. >.>

  • Anonymous

    Speaking that he did spell Famas and snipe wrong…. I can see where it might confuse people. :P

  • Mischa Bilinski

    Maybe he meant “try hards”? I’ve heard that a few times gaming, generally among the non-native English speakers, which might make the rest of their messages a little easier to stomach… maybe?

  • Anonymous

    “Sandwitches”?! Where?!  They must have followed me from the beach!  Wait, you want sandwitches to be made?! You fool, RYder BEaSt360!  They do nothing but torture you with their scalding, abrasive magics!

  • Anonymous

    I could not suss that either.

  • Bambi Aletha Blue

    I bet he’s actually in first grade, honestly.

  • ♥ i c y

    I had so much fun reading these comments. Thanks for a late night laugh, folks!

  • Anonymous

    Try hads lol

    If he took the same approach to he’s English as he does to his rage he might get somewhere

  • Ichi Yamamoto

    Maybe he’s trying to say “triads”? Regardless, his terrible grammar and spelling is raping my eyes.

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