Oh, what a night

Our submitter sent us everything she received in one night. Compare and contrast these messages from Somobe, elyKTRyk, Y0U G0T MURKED and dinebeech with the amorous folks here: Too Many Suitors

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  • http://twitter.com/CourtneyyA7X Courtney Nicole

    Lol 3 classic lines in one night

  • http://twitter.com/Nan0fear Smooth Rush

    Ashley Fioleck would be totally stoked.

  • http://brightlywound.net Rachel

    Realizing I have a higher gamerscore than some of these guys makes me laugh. 

  • Dayne

    They’re too busy trying to get “sammiches” to get any gamerscore.

  • http://brightlywound.net Rachel

    Apparently. 

  • Dayne

    Seriously, the amount of sh!t you ladies have to put up with from these “gentlemen” is absurd. 

    I hope you all are reporting each and every one of these guys. 

  • Anonymous

    Ahhhhh sammich, such a lovely word that really isn’t a word. Why must you use it? It annoys me…..>…<

  • http://www.facebook.com/sleepygamer Joe ‘sleepygamer’ Wilson

    Sometimes the best defence is a good offence. If you get the word cunt thrown at you, hurl it right back along with some disturbing imagery.

    Their mother is too overused (hiyooooooo), so a better option would be sister/grandmother. The more graphic the better. If you can really make someone visualise utterly disturbing acts involving relatives that they cannot find sexually attractive, no matter how hard they try to play if off like it is nothing, you will have hit a nerve, I guarantee it. Anyone who has such low self esteem that they feel the need to belittle anyone else, most certainly has some exposed nerves you can fry.

    The biggest weapon these guys have is feeling like they won. Definitions of winning range from making someone upset, to making them angry. The best way to fight back is to show no anger or sadness. Come back with any response that can only imply positivity. If you combine this with the above listed “graphic sex scene involving grandma” you can really fuck with some minds.

    Being a English dude, I don’t deal with anywhere near the same amount of shit that ladies do, but I do get my fair share. One of my favourite anti-troll methods is to blind them with English slang. Possibly involving their grandmother. If they respond with confusion, I will happily translate it into the filthy filty plain English that it is. Tone is everything. I come off as very nonchalant and relaxed during my dirty diatribe, and it would leave jaws on the floor. I sometimes win their “respect” (as if I’d want it) or don’t hear any shit from them again.

    Maybe I talk… too… much…?

    Um.

    I’ll stop. Verbose night is verbose.

  • Anonymous

    I wonder exactly how many girls nowadays can cook or make a sandwich. Among my circle of friends, the people who can actually cook split pretty evenly between the genders. If I were to randomly ask someone to make a sandwich, chances are, their cooking skills are just about as non-existent as my own, lol.

  • Anonymous

    I’m not sure I get the bit about a tent.  Isn’t Y0U G0T MURKED just calling the submitter a camper?

  • Anonymous

    Why a sandwich of all things?

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucanmonks Lucan Monks

    Agreed decent responses to “sammich” comment;

    “If you would worry about the game as much as the sammich, you might play better!”
    “How fat do you have to be not to get yer own sammiches?” and/or “That lardass keeping you in your chair, is that it?”:P

  • Anonymous

    Easy and quick to make so the female can get back in the living room to watch how L33T these males are. >.>

  • http://twitter.com/Authentic_EI Emran Ismail

    All 4 of these user’s gamerscore is 23,175
    while mine is 32,636

  • Anonymous

    Awwww, the cute wittwe panda beaw wants a sammich.  PB&J on white with the crust cut off, right?

    I like the British (English proper) slang idea – I’ve witnessed a dozen people collectively unable to decipher what a “wanker” is (they’d assume “tosser” had something to do with grenade spam). 

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