King of the Jungle

Something about malikdu38400‘s question sounds like he can’t believe the answer would ever be no.

“This guy randomly messaged me on xbox after a black ops match with bizarre sex questions. He later asked if I liked horse/dog dong. I think he was halfway serious.”

malikdu38400

  • Anonymous

    For some reason this comes to mind…..

    “You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.”

  • http://twitter.com/LadyAether Robin Blanchard

    Maybe he’s a centaur…?

  • Anonymous

    Or maybe a werewolf.

    Oh! A centaur werewolf!

  • Anonymous

    then he’d be all “come get some of this mythical weredick”

  • Mischa Bilinski

    Could be a furry? Or maybe it was legit, you’d be surprised how many people at least fantasize about bestiality.  Chances are though, they’re just trying to be disgusting, and everyone knows, that can be achieved instantly by kinks and fetishes for the most part.  Or, you could take it the technical route, we are human beings, but we are still animals, and they’re just lonely and lack the social skills to obtain any ‘tang that doesn’t come in a green box *grin*

  • Dayne

    Um, is it typical to have a Black Ops match with bizarre sex questions? Not that I needed another reason to not play CoD. 

  • Anonymous

    Clearly he is not human, must be a beast!

  • Anonymous

    I think bestiality is still illegal in most parts of the world.

  • Anonymous

    That doesn’t stop some people… All I’ve got to say…. Poor animals.

  • http://profiles.google.com/william.clarke William Clarke

    Maybe he’s a dickwolf?

  • Anonymous

    “sorry you’re not my species”

    (yeah I doubled posted)

  • Anonymous

    “sorry you’re not my species”

  • Anonymous

    @onyx72 I’d figure he is more of a ‘lapdance is better when the stripper is crying’

  • Anonymous

    Does he get to beat her as well? I’m pretty sure that will add something for him…. >.>

  • http://twitter.com/Authentic_EI Emran Ismail

    furries don’t like having sex with animals.

  • Anonymous

    Furries don’t like having sex with humans.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hailey-Takeda/100002302873349 Hailey Takeda

    totally XD

  • Mischa Bilinski

    “In 2002 about 2% stated an interest in zoophilia” From the wiki page on furry fandom, also, I dated a furry that was into animals, I know, personally at least two other furries into it.  Pretty sure those surveyed lied though, as out of the.. ohhh 30 or so furries I’ve ever met, even briefly, 20~ must of been zoophiles, at least as a fantasy… *shrug* Just say’n

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  • Anonymous

    It would have been funnier if he had asked about insects and misspelt insects.

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