With a Lyrical Quality

R 3 IV 3 N G E has a cadence that is downright musical.

R 3 IV N G E

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  • Joel Atkinson

    Disregard this

  • Joel Atkinson

    Whoops, damnit.

    Was saying: I like to read his name as “Renenge”


  • http://twitter.com/classam Curtis Lassam

    Mitch Hedburg’s long lost cousin, stoned and more than a little angry at the world…

  • Anonymous

    “Everything I say I try to make it into a rap because I’m kool.”

    (Oh…yeah, like what I did there…. I replaced the c with a k…. because that’s what these youngsters do these days…right?)

  • Anonymous

    Bravo, Bravo, Encore, Encore, Give this man a record deal. He is truly a lyrical genius. :)

  • Anonymous

    Because poor literacy is Kewl.

  • Anonymous

    Thts what Im talkin bout!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sleepygamer Joe ‘sleepygamer’ Wilson

    I… I couldn’t understand a word he said.

  • Anonymous

    That sounded incredibly rehearsed. Exactly how often does he do this? Maybe that was his “romance” voice.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucanmonks Lucan Monks

    I was just wondering – has this guy been reported and then suspended/banned? Surely the recorded message is enough evidence? I know it might ruin a potential source of entertainment, but people shouldn’t get away with this, albeit pathetic, kind of thing.

  • Anonymous

    Most likely not on the suspended/banned but a maybe on the reporting. As for the people who get away with this kind of thing, if we suspended/banned them as we found them we would eventually run out of people to play with. By my calculations, the assholish gamers to decent gamers(decent as in not bad to game with) is 10:1.

    (not based on any scientific research or facts of any kind)

  • Anonymous

    His lack of any kind of rhythm or tune makes this all the more insulting.

    However, what if he actually DID sound good? It would still be insulting, but also impressive. It would be sad, too, because listening to such a gifted singer commit the crime of wasting their talents on petty insults would be one of the most depressing things ever.

    You know what? I’m glad he sucks; that makes it ten times better.

  • http://profiles.google.com/jennifergleason5 Jennifer Gleason

    His voice sounded muffled…. Was the poor dear locked in the basement when he sent it?

  • Anonymous

     Geebus, these are the people I loathe.  They go out of their way to try to make this world a worse place to be in.

  • Anonymous

     Is that “stabbing people in the face over the internet” technology done yet?

  • http://twitter.com/JustPlainTweets Katie Schenkel

    Well, his tactic of first suggesting sex and THEN insulting the user is certainly different than most on this site…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hailey-Takeda/100002302873349 Hailey Takeda

    Go back to the kitchen? I’ve never heard THAT before 

  • Brennan Barrington

    Maybe he was drunk. He sure sounded drunk. Or maybe he decided that the mayor of Toronto should be his role model: get drunk, smoke crack, and act like a lower primate.

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