The Dark Side

Seeing JediHoBanger‘s picture combined with his Gamertag gives me a whole new perspective on The Holy Trilogy.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001412262160 Kyle Ohgodbees

    That is not how Darth Vader would treat a lady (he would drug them).

    At least that guy is going to be banned for his screen name if nothing else.

  • http://twitter.com/EpicNiki Nicholle Young

    The irony of him using a pic of Darth Vader considering that the man who voices him is black. He must be an n-lover as well and is just jealous.

  • Anonymous

    Always gotta be some white boy to invoke the holy trilogy…

  • Anonymous

    I find your use of ALLCAPS disturbing. *force chokes the impostor*

  • http://student20productions.wordpress.com Eric Waters

    You know, the misogyny of the gaming community is disturbing enough… Why do there have to be a bunch of racist eff-tards on there as well? People like this (and, you know, most of the other dumbasses who are featured here…) make me embarrassed to be a gamer.

  • http://twitter.com/andyrevelle Andy Revelle

    I would probably state is as “…the racism of the gaming community is disturbing enough…Why do there have to be a bunch of sexist eff-tards on there as well?”

  • Anonymous

    Enough of this! Onyx release him.

  • Anonymous

    As you wish. *releases him after a few seconds*

  • Anonymous

    This is just my opinion but the way both you and Eric put it makes it seem like one of the two(racism and sexism) are worse than the other. I’m pretty sure both of you don’t mean to inflict any negativity upon victims of either. I myself think both are just as bad as the other and we should fight to be rid of both in our gaming community. Alas, with the animosity we face in said gaming community toward virtues like respect, honor, loyalty, team spirit, and other important virtues it seems like an uphill battle.

  • http://twitter.com/Zoltariel Jewel

    Darth Vader doesn’t drug em. He kills them slowly – Death by broken heart.

  • http://twitter.com/JustPlainTweets Katie Schenkel

    It kind of looks like he was trying to write a haiku and forgot how many syllables go on each line.

    This is one I really hope doesn’t get laid until well into the next decade.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001412262160 Kyle Ohgodbees

    I don’t recognize Episode III as something that ever existed. Darth Vader did drug Leia though in Ep. IV. God I am such a nerd, sorry.

  • Dayne

    Ugh, stupid 12 year olds. Everyone knows Jedis don’t bang hos, or is it hoes?

  • Anonymous

    The fights against sexism and racism have long started and we still have to deal with them every so often. Now the battle against heterosexism and ageism has just begun, so, buckle up and make yourself comfortable because there will still be a looong ride ahead. :)

  • Anonymous

    Is this guy implying the recipient is a garden tool? He spelled the word differently in his gamer tag.

  • Anonymous

    Wow step up the joke game. If I wanted to see something that clinically unfunny I would watch Russell Brand host another awards show

  • Anonymous

    Oh come now Marcus. Give the guy some slack. Everyone has off days. :P

  • Anonymous

    Haha. I should have liked your comment the first several times I read it. I laugh every time I re-read you stepping in to defend Russell Brand.

  • http://twitter.com/RocMegamanX RocMegamanX

    Actually, according to the prequels, instead of drugs, he’d just force-choke them to death.
    OSNAP

  • http://twitter.com/RocMegamanX RocMegamanX

    And crushed windpipe.

  • Brennan Barrington

    Yeah, pretty much, because I’m guessing that that part of his body wouldn’t work anymore after the lava. Luckily for Leia…

  • Brennan Barrington

    Why does everyone hate on Episode 3?

  • Anonymous

    it was definitely leagues better than 1, that’s for damn sure. I mean, seriously, go try to rewatch ep 1, its awful.

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