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BIack Ops King is forced to get progressively more overt in his advances, but can’t bring himself to actually type ‘penis’.

BIack Ops King

  • Anonymous

    gtz, do you have a fan group or something similar? If you do, I’d like to join! lol. I just *love* your commentary!

  • Anonymous

    “the goods well r u a dirty girl”

    This “sentence” confuses me. Is it supposed to be a single sentence or two separate ones? Is it a statement? A question? A statement and a question?

    Whatever it is, at least the realizes that “penis” is not an appropriate word to use when hitting on a girl. However, he still needs to learn that saying anything related to penises or sex won’t work either.

  • http://twitter.com/DukeSkath Eric S. Piotrowski

    Like the hooker on that episode of Beavis and Butthead..

  • http://twitter.com/DukeSkath Eric S. Piotrowski

    Also: You’d think “Black Ops King” would have more achievements than me on that game, seeing as how I’m a lowly Duke.. http://i.imgur.com/kiSzk.png

  • http://www.facebook.com/Happyhansha Brannon Sherry

    Lol I love it when they think you don’t get it just because you’re not responding to it. Women aren’t stupid, they just won’t respond if you’re grossing them out.

  • Anonymous

    It seems to me that maybe she was responding back. I might be wrong but the way he keeps responding it seems that he had some kind of response between the messages. Or maybe he’s just a complete idiot that doesn’t know how to form a correct sentence and he’s confusing me….. Yeah, let’s go with the second one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/youhorror Brittany Leigh Brown

    You’re right, I said “wtf” to everything.

  • Anonymous

    Wow….I don’t see why he would keep responding like he did…. Are 99% of male gamers brain-dead when it comes to women?

  • Anonymous

    Of course not. It’s more like 98.99%.

  • Anonymous

    He might be the king of black ops, but not of the English language.

  • Anonymous

    Thanks for clearing that up for me. I hate to be off on my %’s. :P

  • Anonymous

    while most of the “posts” on this site are inflammatory, pigeonholing guys into a “98.99%” sexist grouping is not really fair. while I really do find many of you “gals” to be quite witty and funny, I do find that some of the comments do resort into the same sort of stereotypical bashing that this site was set up to show guys doing online. I myself have approx 60 friends on xbox live(90% guys) who do not speak to gals like this, in fact, a good many of them are married or in dedicated relationships. Now, I do have several woman on my list who are every bit as crude as a few of the examples that have been set up on this site, but me having thick skin and a sense of humor know what are jokes and what is actually over the line. In my experience most of the rude comments are coming from underage kids who for one, have never touched a woman and wouldnt know what to do if you gals actually took them up on their acinine advances, 2 have never seen a black person in their sheltered life in suberbia while living in their parents basement using the xbox as a stay at home nanny.
    1 thing I would like to see on this site is a little more eveness when it comes to the posts and responses. Knowing the group of gals I consider friends i am hard pressed to believe that EVERYONE is as innocent as they appear. While I do not condone the majority of the things these trolls have said, I still find it hard to believe every incident was unprovoked. I myself have been guilty of “lag rage/camp rage/team kill rage” etc… I rarely ever just fly off the handle and start flaming people, much less making it gender specific.
    Ok, im sure my opinion was probably unwelcomed and added in a level of testoserone (spelling) into a site where it was probably unwanted and uninvited. I just happend to be surfing (instead of working) and found this site. Thanks to all the gals who actually made this an entertaining hour out of my day.
    Feel free to let the flames fly now ladies, but beware, I freely let the get in the kitchen, wheres my sammy jokes fly. However, since im NOT sexist and can take them as well as give them, they are all in good fun.
    Be well.

  • Anonymous

    Sorry for the double post, this was originally made as a reply, i will attemtp to delete that first one.

    while most of the “posts” on this site are inflammatory, pigeonholing guys into a “98.99%” sexist grouping is not really fair. while I really do find many of you “gals” to be quite witty and funny, I do find that some of the comments do resort into the same sort of stereotypical bashing that this site was set up to show guys doing online. I myself have approx 60 friends on xbox live(90% guys) who do not speak to gals like this, in fact, a good many of them are married or in dedicated relationships. Now, I do have several woman on my list who are every bit as crude as a few of the examples that have been set up on this site, but me having thick skin and a sense of humor know what are jokes and what is actually over the line. In my experience most of the rude comments are coming from underage kids who for one, have never touched a woman and wouldnt know what to do if you gals actually took them up on their acinine advances, 2 have never seen a black person in their sheltered life in suberbia while living in their parents basement using the xbox as a stay at home nanny.
    1 thing I would like to see on this site is a little more eveness when it comes to the posts and responses. Knowing the group of gals I consider friends i am hard pressed to believe that EVERYONE is as innocent as they appear. While I do not condone the majority of the things these trolls have said, I still find it hard to believe every incident was unprovoked. I myself have been guilty of “lag rage/camp rage/team kill rage” etc… I rarely ever just fly off the handle and start flaming people, much less making it gender specific.
    Ok, im sure my opinion was probably unwelcomed and added in a level of testoserone (spelling) into a site where it was probably unwanted and uninvited. I just happend to be surfing (instead of working) and found this site. Thanks to all the gals who actually made this an entertaining hour out of my day.
    Feel free to let the flames fly now ladies, but beware, I freely let the get in the kitchen, wheres my sammy jokes fly. However, since im NOT sexist and can take them as well as give them, they are all in good fun.
    Be well.

  • Anonymous

    Well sir I must admit that long wall of words is impressive but knowing the difference between A). The difference between the original poster(which was me on the % deal) and someone that replied to said post is quite important. It can really keep you from getting flamed. 2). I’m not 100% on Heath(seems like a male name to me(sorry if I am incorrect Heath)) but I’m quite certain that I, myself, am a male. Thus I am not being sexist toward the opposite sex, rather I am declaring, jokingly I might add, that there are too many males that are similar to ones that are the focus point of this wonderful website. 3). Your two points are quite specific. Never touched or been with a woman? Never even seen an African American in their life? You said in your experience most of the rude comments are coming from underage kids…. I’m sure you asked them? Or have met them maybe?

    Also, to bring a little positivity to my response to you, never think that your opinion is un-welcomed, unwanted, or uninvited. This isn’t exactly a private website. It’s there for the world to see. I’m sure there are others that share your opinion. Just don’t be too stressed when someone posts their own in response to you(let’s call it a “suggestive opinion”) and they tell you to go shove your opinion up your backside. This isn’t my objective here. Just wanted to throw my own opinion out there as the original poster of the sexist % comment you replied to. I’ve yet to see that on this site.

    I do hope you come back. I won’t be changing how I comment to posts so you’ll have to get used to that. :P

  • Anonymous

    Point well taken and maybe a little clarification may be in order… First off the comment regarding the kids was more of a broad reaching statement/example regarding a high percentage of individuals I have bumped into online. As for whether I have met/asked them, generally, the answer is no. I tend to be able to pinpoint a persons age (physical years or mentally) by their demeanor or voice.

    As for the reply to the incorrect poster of the % comment…. That was actually just a oversight on my part.

    I am pretty good at taking critisim for my actions and words so no offense is taken. I suppose I was just trying to point out that in my experience their are alot of guys online who are not even remotely close to the examples for display on this site but are overshadowed by the ones who have no real life experience.

    with that being said, i will be back lol. I have been enjoying my reading here and do find many of the comments (by men and the women, not necessarily in that order ;) to be quite entertaining.

  • Anonymous

    Good good. Don’t want to scare anyone off.(unless they’re a flame-spewing troll>.>)

    As for who your peers are in-game, I guess it all depends on what time you play, what game you play, if you play with a team of people you know or with randoms, etc.

    Hope to see you back commenting on many more posts to come!

  • http://twitter.com/JustPlainTweets Katie Schenkel

    I wonder what he would have said if she had replied, “No, I hate sex. Can’t stand it.”

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