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  • http://www.facebook.com/TomSmizzle Tom Smith

    His dick is a speaker, I guess?

  • http://twitter.com/PMSGallow Jen || Gallow

    In honor of his country of origin, a choice phrase for him: Il est désespéré

    Which I will admit that my French is atrocious so I’m doubting my spelling here. But moving passed that, this is the type of idiot that I wish it were legal to drag down the streets by way of horse and ropes.

    If you’re that needy then I might suggest online porn.

  • Anonymous

    Yes, because pretending to be French is a great way to pick up girls in a video game. Who cares if you say that their voice excites you your dick? That accent is irresistible, even if they can’t hear it.

  • http://profiles.google.com/fitbod4life Fitness Coach

    Haha that is too funny, and creepy at the same time. He sounds like a slutty gamer.

  • http://anex-unnecessaryblogage.blogspot.com/ Anex

    I speak French (I live in France) I think what you said is spelled right, but it doesn’t really translate the meaning you want :/

  • http://anex-unnecessaryblogage.blogspot.com/ Anex

    The accent is HORRIBLE

  • http://anex-unnecessaryblogage.blogspot.com/ Anex

    Well see now I can shed some light on this poor soul here. I’m from Texas.. when I was 20 I moved to France, I’ve been here like 6 years.

    They learn English from what they hear on xbox live.. sadly as you have probably been on it yourself you know what the language is like : 12 year old kids who can’t spell cursing every vulgarity that comes to mind.

    So they think “dick” is the proper word, I’m sure he wanted to say something SLIGHTLY more eloquent (though not much, because telling someone he is sexually aroused is ineloquent of itself) but lacked the words.

    If you speak English around a bunch of French typical teenagers they start spewing curse words at you (Had it happen IN PERSON) because that is all they hear through their poor music choices (rap mainly) and in playing video games where all people do is curse and insult each other. Half the time they don’t even know what they are saying and are surprised to learn what it is when I tell them.

    By all means NOT EXCUSING his behavior (which is actually hilarious in this posting with the poor English and imagining the French accent), but giving some insight ;P

  • http://twitter.com/PMSGallow Jen || Gallow

    I figured as much. I took French as my elective language when I was in junior high and, sadly, I didn’t keep up with it. =/ I knew it looked like what I wanted but wasn’t sure it it was what I actually /meant/. Thanks for letting me know!

  • Anonymous

    It most look hilarious, a dick whit ears! Sure its not an elephant?

  • http://mrktnsky.co.uk/mrkhome Mark Paterson

    I could tell he was French by that outraaaaageous French accent he typed in.


  • http://mrktnsky.co.uk/mrkhome Mark Paterson

    Also, he said he was French. I’m not the best readerist.

  • Anonymous

    Nice! It seems we are supporting a more wide arrangement of male gamers now that FUoS has grown. It’s good to see that we are growing in more ways than one. Next I want to see an Irish or Scottish written accent!

  • Anonymous

    Its ok everybody hes French.

  • http://twitter.com/Cerizzle Cerise Webster

    LOL! This is one of my favorites

  • Anonymous

    Ahhh so many stereotypes… The comments reach the same level than the post(s).

  • Anonymous

    Ahhh, so many stereotypes… The comments reach the same level than the post(s).

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