Objects in picture will be smaller than they appear

I don’t see why this guy has to ask. I’m sure every woman out there wants to receive a picture of this guy’s Johnson…… /sigh

lol wow. That’s um… gross.

The moment I saw Faith in the upper-right corner rotating image on this site, I knew I was in the right place.

Also, Disqus is working again.

I wonder why his finger keeps accidentally hitting the “1″ twice. Maybe he’s nervous you’ll take him up on it?

Got to love the Jurassic Park reference in the title!

In a word: no.
In two words: hells, no.

Someone is on the fast track to a sex offenders registry list.

If you shoot whit a macro objective everything looks big!

You do realize that phrase is on all side-view mirrors… right?

No, I didn’t actually – I don’t drive! I don’t think they’re on British side-view mirrors anyway (maybe we’re smart enough to not need them?). ;D

Someone needs to teach this kid how to measure. Centimeters and inches are not the same thing.

Wait, a five and two threes?

… well, I guess that’s eleven, but… seriously…

he cheated he used a penis pump to get that big

i think the best response to that is … wanna see my 6ft boyfriend 

Wow, an 11-inch detective?  I’m honestly curious about this now…do you keep him in your pocket, or does he sit on your shoulder?  Does he have a miniature department-issue uniform?  Does he hide behind liquor bottles in people’s offices with a miniature tape recorder, listening in on all their dirty secrets?  TELL US MORE!