and u r 2 b stupd and not b intlijnt

“u know what i do 2 bad girls like u?”

I’m going to guess that it’s some combination of stalking and hilariously ineffectual pleading for sex. Based on the data that I have.

Guys like this one make me wonder where they got the idea that this is how you talk to girls. Do they watch movies and get it from there? It’s hard for me to imagine that someone in their real lives actually told them that this was okay.

They want their lives to be like porn, so they emulate what they see in porn. It’s not so much shocking as it is very, very naive.

That’s what I thought! lol That guy doesn’t have too much “real life” experiences…

So I don’t get the title or the messages this time

So, let me translate. The guy (presumably) says that he knows the submitter is a girl because no man would have that gamertag or avatar. Then he demands that the submitter “b submissive”, threatens the submitter, and asks how the submitter likes to have sex.

Maybe he forces girl to UNO with him?

Only you have it backwards, since Xbox apparently top-posts messages (the date on the bottom one indicates it should be read from bottom to top).

So, the actual translation is:

1) Ask for preferred sexual positon
[we assume our hero tells him to fuck off]
2) Some misogyny
3) Some confusion… has to confirm that our hero is in fact a woman.
[we assume our hero informs him that he may be hitting on a gay man]
4) Denial… our hero must be a woman!
[we assume our hero lays on some homosexual flirtation]
5) More denial, pleading.

“u know what I do 2 bad girls like u?” Be confused and indecisive apparently.

I almost thought he said “whats ur favorite pokemon?” at the end. lol

Okay, whoops. I don’t play Xbox, so I’m a bit in the dark here.

“Whooose that pokemon?!”

….

“It’s pervasaur! Perrveert!”

I’m always extremely thankful that you don’t edit the names out, so I know whom to avoid. In this case, however, the gamertag serves as warning enough.

Grammar Nazi is here. There are too many misspelled words to dwell on that today. Today we’re going to talk about forming full sentences. To start a sentence off you use a capital letter. For example: “Jane went to the park.” or “James ate all the food on his plate.” After you state your noun and your verb it is useful to describe what or who the action is to(if applicable). For example: In the sentence “Jane went to the park.” The park is where Jane is going. Jane being the noun/subject, went being the verb, and the park being what or who the subject and verb is connected to. Thank you all for joining the Grammar Nazi today! Remember kids, “If you can’t spell it right you shouldn’t have been shooting spitballs at that nerd in Grammar class!”. Tune in for our next show!

I’m guessing she tried to pretend to be a gay guy and started flirting with him near the end of this conversation

My guess is that they have no female attention or girls around them,so they have no idea how to talk to a woman.

So if you tell him, then you stop being a slut? what a nut.