The MadShuffler is a man of few words, but luckily a picture is worth a thousand. Even if it does look like it’s from A Caveman’s Guide to Sex.

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39 Responses to ME DRAW U PIKCHUR

  1. bwahaha – apparently the first message wasn’t a good enough representation. on another note, i want to buy his artwork and frame it. Quality.

  2. OMG I am laughing so hard right now. That is so ridiculous! XD

  3. Anonymous says:

    i think this is my new favorite submission.

  4. Anonymous says:

    He had better watch out, xkcd could sue for infringement.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Is it just me, or is one of the seated figure’s feet colliding with his nethers?

  6. Anonymous says:

    Boom, indeed, sir.

  7. Jen says:

    That’s probably the best pic ever. I especially like that his penis is sitting on the table/counter thing….wait, is that a bed? I’m confused. Anyway, great drawing. haha

  8. Anonymous says:

    Damn impressive, really. That must have taken so much effort to come up with!

  9. Lilikka says:

    This is probably the best submission to this site ever.

  10. Anonymous says:

    You know when parents were calling for their kids to have more art I’m sure that this isn’t what they had in mind.

  11. Anonymous says:

    LOL! That is great! Made my day.

    The best part is the “boom”.

  12. Anonymous says:

    I just love how he took the time to draw it out, take a picture, and send it. DEDICATION.

  13. Apparently, the gentleman would like you to kick him in the face, and has a ballet barre to steady you while you line up your shot. How thoughtful!

  14. Anonymous says:

    Such a nice lad. I’m sure, by the quality of his drawing, he is still in grade school. I’m sure his parents are very proud……

  15. Dude has a tiny cock lol. Best submission, what a jackass!

  16. 8 Years on Xbox Live and he’s got that low of a gamerscore.. I can’t figure out whats worse.. his gamerscore or his craptastic art skills.

    • Anonymous says:

      Dude, of course he’s not going to have a massive gamerscore! He’s been too busy practicing on his arts!
      Drawing a stick penis takes major skill!

  17. David says:


    Just wow.

    That’s all I’ve got.

  18. Anonymous says:

    There should be T-shirts of this. Too classic.

  19. sputtertoo says:

    Kudos for the truth of advertising. Most people would sell the fact they are well endowed, while this cat seems to show a true to life measurement.

  20. Anonymous says:

    He’s pretty attractive; nice weight, awesome haircut and a penis that won’t hurt.

  21. Anex says:

    I’m at a loss for words.. I can’t believe he actually sat there and drew it and then sent it..

    Or do you suppose he keeps the drawing handy should the need for it arrive?

  22. Anonymous says:

    His balls don’t make it over the table. He’s gonna have some issues

  23. lol I love how the penis is the only part he really put any work into.

    He seems so enthusiastic about it too. It’s almost like a childlike glee?

  24. Bella says:

    Uhm… wait, what?! O.o

  25. Anonymous says:

    Every time I look at the picture I’m struck by how happy he imagines the both of them will be in the depicted scenario. The optimism is somehow inspiring.

  26. Anonymous says:

    An artist with both ASCII and MS Paint I’m already smitten! xD

  27. Anonymous says:

    It’s like romantic poetry with pictures of how happy the 2 of you would be. Boom.

  28. He does understand that in order for him to have sex his crudely drawn penis has to be at least touching the other stick figure, right?

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