The MadShuffler is a man of few words, but luckily a picture is worth a thousand. Even if it does look like it’s from A Caveman’s Guide to Sex.

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  • G. Andrew Russell

    bwahaha – apparently the first message wasn’t a good enough representation. on another note, i want to buy his artwork and frame it. Quality.

  • Robin Blanchard

    OMG I am laughing so hard right now. That is so ridiculous! XD

  • Matthew Kuhl


  • Anonymous

    i think this is my new favorite submission.

  • Anonymous

    He had better watch out, xkcd could sue for infringement.

  • Anonymous

    Is it just me, or is one of the seated figure’s feet colliding with his nethers?

  • Anonymous

    Boom, indeed, sir.

  • Jen

    That’s probably the best pic ever. I especially like that his penis is sitting on the table/counter thing….wait, is that a bed? I’m confused. Anyway, great drawing. haha

  • Anonymous

    Damn impressive, really. That must have taken so much effort to come up with!

  • Lilikka

    This is probably the best submission to this site ever.

  • Anonymous

    You know when parents were calling for their kids to have more art I’m sure that this isn’t what they had in mind.

  • Anonymous

    LOL! That is great! Made my day.

    The best part is the “boom”.

  • Anonymous

    I just love how he took the time to draw it out, take a picture, and send it. DEDICATION.

  • Kite With-Fish

    Apparently, the gentleman would like you to kick him in the face, and has a ballet barre to steady you while you line up your shot. How thoughtful!

  • Anonymous

    Such a nice lad. I’m sure, by the quality of his drawing, he is still in grade school. I’m sure his parents are very proud……

  • Lauren Anne Gavin

    Dude has a tiny cock lol. Best submission, what a jackass!

  • Scott Callender

    8 Years on Xbox Live and he’s got that low of a gamerscore.. I can’t figure out whats worse.. his gamerscore or his craptastic art skills.

  • Anonymous

    Dude, of course he’s not going to have a massive gamerscore! He’s been too busy practicing on his arts!
    Drawing a stick penis takes major skill!

  • Rachel

    Oh my.

  • David


    Just wow.

    That’s all I’ve got.

  • Anonymous

    There should be T-shirts of this. Too classic.

  • sputtertoo

    Kudos for the truth of advertising. Most people would sell the fact they are well endowed, while this cat seems to show a true to life measurement.

  • Anonymous

    He’s pretty attractive; nice weight, awesome haircut and a penis that won’t hurt.

  • Anex

    I’m at a loss for words.. I can’t believe he actually sat there and drew it and then sent it..

    Or do you suppose he keeps the drawing handy should the need for it arrive?

  • Anonymous

    His balls don’t make it over the table. He’s gonna have some issues

  • Anex

    observant observation! (redundant redundancy!)

  • Brannon Sherry

    lol I love how the penis is the only part he really put any work into.

    He seems so enthusiastic about it too. It’s almost like a childlike glee?

  • Bella

    Uhm… wait, what?! O.o

  • Anonymous

    Every time I look at the picture I’m struck by how happy he imagines the both of them will be in the depicted scenario. The optimism is somehow inspiring.

  • Anonymous

    An artist with both ASCII and MS Paint I’m already smitten! xD

  • miss world


  • Anonymous

    It’s like romantic poetry with pictures of how happy the 2 of you would be. Boom.

  • Michael Lindsay

    He does understand that in order for him to have sex his crudely drawn penis has to be at least touching the other stick figure, right?

  • sputtertoo

    Hey this is how the health books show it happening, why should he believe it to be any different?

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