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No toothpick necessary | Fat, Ugly or Slutty

No toothpick necessary

Our submitter saved this screenshot about a year ago but did not save the username. No, this was not on an RP server.


166 Responses to No toothpick necessary

  1. Anonymous says:

    That’s better, a little more intelligent than the usual bitch ass nigga fat crap they come up with.

  2. Anonymous says:

    LMAO omg

  3. Anonymous says:

    It might be original but it sure gives off the creepy vibe. Don’t know if I would hang out with this guy after that. >.>

  4. Anonymous says:

    That’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard

  5. Anonymous says:

    I want to hire this guy to write my wedding vows

  6. Pretty romantic if being found dead in a dumpster is your idea of romance.

  7. Anex says:

    Tooth fetish? LOL

  8. Chazboski says:

    So you’re saying I shouldn’t try that line when I go out tonight?

  9. D.C. McQueen says:

    BWAHAHAHAHA, I think that guy was lost.

  10. D.C. McQueen says:

    “you don’t need a toothpick…” I love that wad of spinach, it frames your face like your beautiful hair!

  11. *gah*

    Just reading that I feel the need to check my surroundings for improvised weapons and escape routes.

    Jesus, the creepy shit the net brings out in people.

  12. Frogglin says:

    Oh hey, no way. I got the same message! Well much the same. I wonder if it was the same guy. (For those who don’t play WoW – the toothpick reference is to a halloween item)

  13. Started looking around, and had to go back 7 pages to see a post of some asshat male that didn’t spell like they were braindamaged.
    Might be a little bit creepy but does get your attention at least.

  14. Anonymous says:

    I honestly see nothing wrong with this message. It’s kinda more RP, but a PvP server isn’t a “No RP allowed” server.

    I thought the site was called Fat, Ugly or Slutty? Seems like the dude is assuming you’re neither of the three. If you’re a pessimistic then you could say he thinks your slutty, though there’s no proof to support that..

  15. Would be strange, but not offensive. Actually kind of sweet, in a geeky way. A little desperate, perhaps. As someone mentioned below–the toothpick is an in-game item that “makes your teeth sparkle.”

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