It starts off pretty straightforward… and then II 3rd II drives straight into Crazy Town. More after the jump. Way more.

“So I received the text message as the game started because he heard I was a girl in the pregame lobby talking to my friends. After the match finished, I get this audio gem. I reply that he should go back to /v/ and then I get the second text message.”

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This was the end of the submission. But a short time later, we got another email. II 3rd II still wasn’t done.

“Following no further provocation from me, I received this message.”

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  • http://twitter.com/kearnel Anthony Kearney

    he needs anger management

  • Anonymous

    You know what sometimes I think Hitler had the right approach. He just picked the wrong people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/erin.tucciarone Erin Tucciarone

    someone needs a hug from his mommy

  • http://twitter.com/DirtyHard Drew Hard

    Just how badly did you stomp him at halo?

  • http://www.gamergrrlz.net/ Holly

    He just can’t get enough rageahol.

  • http://twitter.com/RENerdette Angela Seiverling

    LOL, this guy seems to just repeat himself over and over. He must have got his ass pretty whooped.

  • Anonymous

    LOL, well, in SL where I just do nothing it´s rather the other way around… But they are just as dumb trying to get some…. these guys… poor little things…ROFL

  • http://www.facebook.com/wzagorski Wojciech ‘Will’ Zagórski

    Quite amusing when you look at his avatar :)

  • Anonymous

    And you never would’ve guessed from his YouTube account… (http://www.youtube.com/user/II3rdII)

  • Anonymous

    And you never would’ve guessed from his YouTube account… (http://www.youtube.com/user/II3rdII)

  • http://twitter.com/ESLock E S Lockwood

    …sigh… America’s Future is here folks. I’m moving to Australia.

  • http://twitter.com/Lindarn81 Mikael Lindfors

    Shit… Amazing, and I tought the language was hard here in sweden when we play but… shit!! How old i “that”?? Anyone??

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000189893577 Viktor Viiktoorr Blad

    HAHAHAH lol’d.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t understand these people. Why do these idiot gamers think that everyone a) has to be male b) has to be good or better than them (not not too much better because that set off their whine-box too.) or c) thinks that everyone wants to hear from their idiot little mouths?

    All this monster had to hear that there was a girl playing?
    I recommend lots of therapy.

  • Anonymous

    He hates what he will never be! Beautiful!

  • http://twitter.com/xMrsMassacrex Jen

    Nice. He’s 23 and behaves like a kid. Look on the bright side, he didn’t call you fat. lol

  • http://openid-provider.appspot.com/Plastefuchs Plastefuchs

    And even Jim Hicks knew it a few years ago.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000802125507 Oliver Cato

    i actually have a question… doesnt it make you worse people when you put it up in public for all to see?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000802125507 Oliver Cato

    probably cause he is fat^^

  • http://twitter.com/Chazboski Chazboski

    No, not at all. When someone commits a crime, their picture is put up on the news, right? People need to learn to take responsibility for their actions, and learn that what they put up in public is just that, public. And, from a legal point of view, as long as the truth isn’t distorted, it’s fine. You can say anything you want about anyone as long as it’s true.

  • http://twitter.com/Amoebic Amoebism

    Clarify how sharing people’s bad behaviour is worse than the actual behaviour itself, I’d love to hear the logic behind it.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO! I’ve heard worse but wow does this guy want to get his point across. What an ass. Gives male gamers a bad name.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YA6V7KRZ6DMZE3I6A3NGHITDYU Miranda Kravic

    Yeah, we’re better, but not by too much.

  • Anonymous

    This guy is mentally disturbed.
    I’m being completely serious. When it comes to a$$holes on XBox Live, the vast majority sound like this:
    “I like being a jerk and misogynistic/homophobic/racist because I think it’s funny. It’s how I cope with losing at my hobby and how incredibly awkward I feel around people in general and girls in particular”
    This guy however can only be described as “pathological.”

    Think about it: He sends messages to people he doesn’t know to insult them (“You’re stupid”) and then issues violent threats when those people get upset at him for sending those insults?

    I find this more disturbing than funny.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.minier Mike Minier

    I really hope this was reported to Microsoft as well. I don’t know but that guy just sounded like a serial killer.

  • http://twitter.com/mexican_zombies Alex H.

    This.. scared me a little. He sounds like a serial killer, or one in the making..

  • http://twitter.com/MrGutsMan Kyle Stevens

    Like i always said, “Never Trust a Canadian”

  • http://www.facebook.com/BUTTSLOL Patrick Murphy

    Surprisingly, he’s from Canada! Sounds like they may have some unresolved anger issues up there!

  • http://blog.lwry.me/ Matthew L.

    The amount of shit girls have to put up with just because they play video games… I don’t even get it. WHAT’S WRONG WITH PLAYING VIDEO GAMES?! I WISH more of the girls I knew play video games, it’s awesome that a few do.

    But I just don’t get it. What’s wrong with girls playing video games? I guess losing at CoD brings out the worst in some people.

    On Topic: This guy sounds like a genuine serial killer. I’d block him and if he tries to contact you again, report him to the police. Most guys are just jokingly misogynistic (even if it’s unacceptable) but this guy sounds like an absolute psycho.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sebastian-Reinemar/100001981240437 Sebastian Reinemar

    Canada is still a part of America. ;) Not USA, but North America as a continent. ;)

    Sorry, just had to.. ;)

  • Anonymous

    Some seem to be viciously defending their “Boys club” and anyone who doesn’t fit in is a threat and therefore has abuse heaped on them.

    And I agree, this guy sounds a lot scarier than many of the others on this site.

  • http://blog.lwry.me/ Matthew L.

    I may be wrong, but could it be a social thing? Eg, socially it’s unacceptable for a guy to be beaten by a girl. It’s used as an insult to continually beat over the head of guys who aren’t as good as others. “A GIRL could beat you!” so guys get bitter when girls beat them, especially at video games which are perceived to be male-only. There’s a lot of sexism against men, but also against women, and shit like this doesn’t make the world better for anyone.

  • Anonymous

    Well yeah, it’s definitely entrenched sexism. It’s the same as dudes calling each other “pussies” and “bitches”, it’s equating damaged manliness with being a woman. Being beaten by a woman plays into that same sort of thing, I imagine.

    It’s nasty for everyone involved really (men being stuck in stereotypical, rigid “manliness” and women being abused due to being the “other”). :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/CirclesAndWindows Malcolm Lasky

    Isn’t that from an Explosm comic?

  • Anonymous

    Could be, I don’t know.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, look at what II 3rd II posted a month ago on a girl’s youtube page.

    “Would you talk to me?? You can’y do this to me just block me and abandon me and then try ignoring me …… after all we’ve been through , why are you doing this to me…. i want you ur all i want jesus fucking chirst please michelle”



  • Anonymous

    This comment’s old, I know, but I did notice on the guy’s YouTube page
    that he favorited some of that girl’s videos, one where she plays card games
    with her younger cousin and I was quite disturbed because I had to
    wonder why.
    Man, that comment just makes the whole thing even creepier than it already was.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andx17 Anand Tumurtogoo

    I don’t get if you are so bad why is he complaining… Usually if i play with bad opposing players, I’m usually happy. This guy  just sounds desperation, Cause he cannot get any girls.

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