MURK xDYL4N must have eaten paint chips as a child or something. This is just weird. But given some of the creativity in some of the messages we’ve received, it’s inspired us to add a new category.

egg vagina

592 Responses to Bewilderment

  1. Onyx says:

    What makes guys want to say this to a woman? I’ve dealt with my share of 12 year olds playing multiple Halo games and CoDs but this just seems over the top. >.>

  2. kearnel says:

    the creativity of that 1 did make me laugh… that is 1 strange guy

  3. MJ says:

    I hope this guy’s parents aren’t expecting to have grandchildren because I don’t think he’s ever going to see the inside of a vaginal canal.

    • Onyx says:

      Ouch! Well played. :P

      Just found this site this morning and have to say it’s going to be a regular site for me. Stupidity is common in this world but things like this are really funny to look at. I’m sure I’ll get plenty of laughs in the weeks to come. ^_^

  4. “Wait, what?” is right. I think I see a potential Real Doll user here. It’ll be his only option.

  5. SJM says:

    The closest this kids ever going to get to a vagina was when his mum brought him into the world (and i bet she’d regret that if she saw him posing things like this)

    This is my 1st visit to this site, being a man (and by that, i mean over 21 and being adult like[ish]) Im shocked some people send stuff like this! Christ, if its bad playing against some users on COD as a guy, i have every sympathy for you ladies. Shocking stuff.

    • Ryan Juel says:

      I have mad respect for the ladies that play alongside me in online games. It doesn’t matter what reproductive system they have, if they can frag/tank/game, they’re the right people to have alongside me.

      Sure, I might crack a sammich joke every now and again, but only once I know the person and she knows I’m full of bs.

  6. RE: Nerdette says:

    Of all things to want to put in a woman’s vagina… LOL… wow.

  7. TrustyGem says:

    I just found out about the site not that long ago, This site is hilarious(laughing to the point where i nearly Passed out) in making fun of the fact that there is some stupid people on XBL, PSN and PC games that can’t take a hint that there are girl gamers out there, Keep up the good Work

  8. Fracturedpope says:

    I’m pretty sure I’ve been told about this guy in other circles. Girls telling me about a guy they’ve met who keeps asking to take pictures of them with a ceramic egg in their vagina. Either that or this is some really common fetish that I just know nothing about.

  9. AmanoYuki says:

    Just found this website, seems great so far, women gamers usually either get shunned, or have “my baby 3000” and other crap like that shoved onto us like we ENJOY playing rubbsih.

    This sort of thing just shows how pathetic some guys can be about women gamers (*and thats a very big SOME*)
    pfft, stupid guy’s probably just worried we’ll kick his butt or something, i mean, if he send rubbish like this, he HAS to be worried about us girls, right?

  10. mrsachmo says:

    he’s making quite a few assumptions about the size of a few things:

    1. the egg
    2. his fist
    3. your vagina

  11. LawnyJ says:

    Maybe he really thinks that’s what sex is like….like his parents took the stork analogy waaay too far. He thinks he’s being like crazy romantic right now

  12. Chris Glass says:

    Here’s his youtube channel:

  13. FoAngel says:

    Clearly he doesn’t know we already store eggs

  14. Wedge says:

    Now this one is just hilarious. Something about punching genitals is always funny to me…

  15. Theseus says:

    Okay, I can see that you have been severely mislead. There’s already an egg in there, and it gets replaced with a fresh egg every month. You don’t have to punch it either, you…. well, we’ll talk about that later. Before you do THAT, you have to make her like you. Loving you would be better, but I honestly doubt that could happen. Now, understand that if you force her to do it, it won’t be very enjoyable for either of you. Unless you’re a freak like that, and if you are, shame on you. Pervert. Anyway, after all that is done, she can get pregnant and have a baby.

    We’ll get into the specifics later, but the moral of this lecture is “If you say shit like that, you’ll die an idiot AND a virgin!”

  16. Who Punches Eggs, Seriously says:

    That YouTube channel is the worst.

    I wish it was as easy as it used to be to make new accounts, I think this kid is asking for some trolling back.

  17. Anna says:

    Really? I mean.. really?

  18. Johnny says:

    This site is hilarious and horrifying at the same time – not all guys are like that – but I am ashamed of those who are like that.

  19. Meical says:

    These always make me wonder the age of the person sending the hate.

  20. Ole says:

    NICE G score :D!!

  21. Man, I love this site. I wish I had kept a record of some of my messages for this site.

  22. oooooooooooo says:

    Does this count as sexism? As a guy, we say very zany and bewildering things about the horrible violence we plan to inflict on each other. The inventive use of female body parts in the threat actually just sounds like a strange sort of equal treatment to me.

  23. Zach says:

    I am the OP of the picture. And clearly a male as my GT says the name Zach….
    ….I think this guy was just mad….. >.>

  24. Aj says:

    WTF!?! Seriously how the hell to these idiots think up stuff like that.

  25. Tom says:

    This website is proof that people are idiots.

    There’s people dying in the world… and this is how spoiled westernised idiots spend their time. I hope people like this die of cancer. I really, really do.

    • Koebi Bean says:

      Instead of commenting, why aren’t you saving these people who are dying? You’re on a website about apples and you’re talking about zebras.

  26. Anonymous says:

    Perhaps he’s a student of the transgressive sexuality of George Bataille. His “Story of the Eye” includes eggs and eyeballs as sexual fetishes. Or maybe the kid’s just a jerk. Either way, hmmmmmm.

  27. Mystress says:


    I LOL’d for ten minutes straight.

    Just… “I’m going to stick an egg in ur Vagina and punch it.” There is absolutely nothing about that sentence that isn’t utterly hilarious for how WTF it is. Including the mental image.

    … ESPECIALLY the mental image.

    Kinda gives a whole new meaning to “FALCON PUNCH!”, doesn’t it?

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