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He gets around | Fat, Ugly or Slutty

He gets around

I’ve started to go through our backlog of older submissions to clear things out. I wasn’t sure I was going to post this first image, but then something happened as I went through the inbox. I found that three separate people have submitted screenshots of iTz LiGhTn3sS, all of them early last week. Damn boy, slow down!

iTz LiGhTn3sS

iTz LiGhTn3sS 2

iTz LiGhTn3sS 3

175 Responses to He gets around

  1. kearnel says:

    hahaha, im guessing his msgs are gonna be a regular on here. lol

  2. MJ says:

    Ewwwww……I feel like I need a cootie shot.

  3. Laughter says:

    HAHAH. Too funny. :o

  4. Anon says:

    Figures…it is someone with the itz clan tag

  5. Crystal says:

    Good lord. Reading these make me feel like it’s the year 2000 in a Yahoo! chat room.

  6. jjj says:

    Seriously! What is this? I don’t even…

    Just read through all the posts and I think you havent torn their a**es wide enough.

  7. RE: Nerdette says:

    Lulz. Oh my goodness, I definitely see this guy being a regular.

  8. KS says:

    aww look, 13 year olds on the internet. what a lamer.

  9. Champagne Ivy says:

    I just realized that Fat Ugly or Slutty could be online gaming equivalent of taking pictures of street harassers. Sure, most of the anonymous little shits won’t care but there’s still the chance that someone could get a nasty reputation or someone from their real life could recognize their ID… which is an amusing prospect.

  10. Theseus says:

    Maybe he thinks that he’ll find a girl that actually likes creepers if he sends creepy messages to every girl he finds on Xbox Live. One can only hope that he’ll find a fellow creeper that’s posing as a girl instead. I bet seeing those nudes will make him think twice about acting like a complete moron.

  11. Onyx says:

    I’m a guy, I manage to keep my dick in my pants AND am able to treat a woman with respect on and off the console. It’s a shame more guys aren’t able to do this. >.>

    • Anonymous says:

      I hope these guys realize that girls are way more attracted to guys who are respectful anyways. *loves*

  12. Fillytase says:

    Dear iTz LiGhTn3sS: http://www.chatroulette.com <— take your excessively forward, lewd proposals there, please.

  13. Pure says:

    CAREFUL!! HE MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE!!

  14. Anonymous says:

    For calling himself a pro he has really low Gamer score.

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