It rhymes with ‘sandwitch’

This Xbox Live message from ralphy305 reads in my head as some dope rhymes. “kitchen” “lesbian” “sandwitch” “bitch”

Feel it.

ralphy305

  • http://curtis.lassam.net Curtis Lassam

    Wait a minute – cock meat sandwiches are terrible!

  • http://www.hellchick.net Hellchick

    So, wait, how does that work? If she’s got a lesbian girlfriend, where’s that meat for the sandwich coming from? This really wasn’t thought out very much at ALL.

  • likeOMGitsFEDAY

    this message confuses me as well. i didn’t think lesbians liked boy meat. /facepalm

  • jon

    Don’t you see, Hellchick? That’s why ralphy305 has thoughtfully provided a cock in the message itself.

  • alex

    hey props on this website! i dont understand why guys are such freaking morons whenever they encounter a girl on XB Live. my girlfriend always gets the creepiest guys talking to her…..or just assholes. either way, keep up the online battle and screw the haters!

  • Anonymous

    and you complain that girls don’t like vidya games. you guys suck. really. really now.

  • http://johnmccolgan.daportfolio.com/ Johnny

    seriously I can’t stand these kids that have ruined XBL. my friend Christina and I just go insta-party on Cod to avoid these creepers, I’m sick of it. Reporting every single one does nothing, and telling them what their problem is incites more poor grammar curse words and endless streams of ignorance and stupidity to flow from their mouths.

  • Alex

    Why I don’t pay for LIVE Gold… you could get the same service for free if you crammed into a phone booth with twelve angry teenage boys. Looking at the gamertags of these people reinforces my theory that Rep means nothing; it’s abused so much by people who just give all their friends good rep that it merely represents how many friends they have.

  • Norsey

    I think the last place I heard “girls don’t game so stfu and make me a sandwich” repeatedly was in Lord of Ultima chat. Yep, sandwich ogres in a freemium strategy casual! That’s plain silly and can’t upset me, but there is no way in the seven hells I’m going near Xbox Live, and I never play co-op in shooters on my PS3. Chicken? Maybe, or maybe there’s just enough stress in my life.

  • VezRoth

    That seems to have managed to get into almost every category there is…

  • Random dood

    A good answer would be that you’re the masculine one in your relationship, saying that it’s the reason why you’re playing games. Your lesbian girlfriend is already in the kitchen making you a sandwich.
    Then again, a good way of dealing with those people is blocking and deleting the message.

  • Duder, it’s over

    Hey, you’re right! It does make a catchy rap song.

  • http://www.facebook.com/theexpozay Michael A. Zimmerman

    this seems like a reasonable request to me…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jennifer-Hammock/100001278543214 Jennifer Hammock

    I love the fact that the messages are ALWAYS misspelled. LMAO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=594355249 Damian Cole

    Ass hats like this are why I refuse topay for XBL and rarely play anything on y PS3 online

  • Anonymous

    I am totally at home with the morons on XBL trash talking me being a British male i thought i had it bad, but you girls really do have the worst of it, i am shocked and appalled by these comments but i am also embarrassed for the majority of male players that play who couldn’t give a shit if there is girls in-game. Most of the aggro comes from the fact that ignorance is bliss for these poor individuals and also that they will never know the touch of a woman unless they pay for it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pootentobber Zelda Hyrule

    That is the most deformed emoticon dick I’ve ever seen…

  • Anonymous

    One with a dangerously-split head, at that. Boy needs to get that shit checked out.

  • Brennan Barrington

    You know, I could probably produce a computer program that could make these types of messages: just take every way to insult women in the English language, and output a random number of them in random order. Which means…these guys fail the Turing test.

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